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[mightymorbid]

These things are a poor substitute for my familiar

Comments

[thatlibbychick]

The pets of Inmates are, for the most part, gifts from their respective Wardens. There may be exceptions, but if there are I'm unaware of them. It's up to your Warden if you'll get it back or not.

I got Reyes from the Admiral upon my return from a port. I still don't know why.

[mightymorbid]

That question was actually directed toward my Warden. Thanks.

[thatlibbychick]

I'll remember not to try helping you in the future.

[mightymorbid]

Wouldn't want to upset your normal routine too much.

[gotgreenmagic]

....

Why'd you have your warden's jacket to begin with?

[mightymorbid]

The food I had back on the island -- heightened the senses astronomically, which was interesting, for a while. But then once the sun went down I was freezing and within hours of the sun coming up the heat very nearly killed me.

[gotgreenmagic]

That's a heck of a lot better than the fun some of us had.

Hey. I know that with your freakish eating habits or lack thereof this wouldn't occur to you anyway, but - don't feed the tribbles, okay?

[mightymorbid]

I'll have you know I'm getting much better with my eating habits.

Not that I touched the dinner tonight.

[itsyourtime]

I think I'd like to keep one myself...although I think I should give it a hysterectomy, first.

[mightymorbid]

That's not a bad idea, actually.

the not-vidal kitchen hard man turns up.

[christ_onabike]

Well, lah-dee-fuckin-dah. You're lucky we managed to stop your dinner being eaten by the damn things before it even got NEAR you.

You should be damn grateful that all you got was some fur.

[mightymorbid]

If you trained monkeys hadn't let them into the kitchen in the first place, it wouldn't even be an issue.

[christ_onabike]

I don't think we let them in there, you stupid fuck. They gravitated towards food, you know, like ANIMALS do.

[mightymorbid]

And seeing as they are completely devoid of limbs, I suppose you want to tell me that they just let themselves in, yes?

I realize I'm not the most pleasant person in the world and I am not here for you to like me, but some of us have our health to consider.

[captain_vidal]

All ingredients were properly cleaned before they were served tonight. If you found hair, then I would suggest you cut your own.

[mightymorbid]

I know what my hair looks like.

[captain_vidal]

I am merely offering to you possibility, si? You may be mistaken. You must make account of yourself before starting fights with the people that make your food.

You have your health to look after, signor.