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[mightymorbid]

Fellow denizens of the Barge, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that other occupations have risen up to take my precious spare time away from me. I will not be retiring fully from my position at the pub. However, I will have to reduce my time there from five nights a week to...four and a half nights a week.

...All right, four.

I know

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Private - Last few posts before I leave!

[tadwizard]

Trained to do or accidentally figured out how to do? I wasn't really trained at all until Snape started teaching me. I learned how to make a few potions with him.

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[mightymorbid]

Well do your best to un-learn whatever he taught you.

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[tadwizard]

Sure. Well, except for the part where beer never goes in potions. I think that might be universal.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Take up knitting?

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[mightymorbid]

Snape is having me teach magic to one or two hopeless souls.

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[gotgreenmagic]

Is that gonna make you less bored, d'you think?

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[mightymorbid]

Free reign to torture two saps that I'd sooner throw peanuts at than train?

I think it'll keep me occupied.

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[plz_gtfo_dragon]

[The classy thing would be to try and talk to you politely about the content of your post, then segue into what he wants.]

You are a sorcerer, are you not?

[Unfortunately, Shendu is a total cock.]

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[mightymorbid]

[Cock? Meet dick :|]

Who wants to know?

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[plz_gtfo_dragon]

[Nggg he wants to demand your respect, teenager... but no. An alliance must be made here.]

I am Shendu, Demon Sorcerer of Fire, and once ruler of all of China.

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[mightymorbid]

I am Mozenrath. Human sorcerer of a variety of things. Ruler of the Black Sands, but on sabbatical. Clearly.

[does he sound unimpressed?]

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[emptyyourself]

Go on.

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[mightymorbid]

I would like a harp.

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[emptyyourself]

A harp.

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[mightymorbid]

Yes. I had several instruments at home of magical make, and they're impossible to use if you don't know how to play them. I'd rather not fall out of practice.

[goodgrasshopper]

Most of my training has been in illusion magic, as that's what I'm strongest in. The last big thing I learned was the "one woman rave," which is a lot of bright, colorful lights and loud music. Aside from that, I've done some work with shields, my potions have a tendency to be extremely questionable, and I'm very sensitive to magical and psychic forces.

[mightymorbid]

Parlor tricks. It's time you learned some real magic.

[goodgrasshopper]

[eyebrow raise] And what does "real magic" mean to you?