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Jan 05, 2011 02:16

You know we'd have fewer troubles with the blood suckers if you'd just keep them in zero.

Just saying.

[Private to Judas]

I believe you had an order?

vampires they're funny, potions, surrounded by idiots

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emptyyourself January 5 2011, 07:18:08 UTC
Aren't you ever so helpful today.

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 07:19:10 UTC
I thought so.

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emptyyourself January 5 2011, 07:21:20 UTC
You realize there's always a public uproar when someone suggests cruel and unusual measures for containment of the minority population?

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 07:22:46 UTC
Well, if the "minority population" would behave, they wouldn't need it, would they?

And there's nothing "cruel and unusual" about it. They barely function as people to begin with.

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breakmychest January 5 2011, 07:34:26 UTC
Cause the vampires are the only people here who ever cause trouble.

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 07:36:45 UTC
They're the only ones naturally predisposed to it.

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breakmychest January 5 2011, 07:41:13 UTC
That's patently untrue. We've got a big, nasty mix of people here, and plenty of the ones who aren't undead are just as driven to kill.

And anyway, some of us have beaten that nature back.

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 07:46:49 UTC
Sure you have.

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vfranklinmott January 5 2011, 08:37:43 UTC
Someone is on the rag. Still missing Eric, mate?

[[ Ironically, Franklin tagged that very thing to Eric @ d_m before I read this post. ]]

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 08:42:58 UTC
Don't you have a bridge to hide under and some goats to harass?

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vfranklinmott January 5 2011, 08:55:51 UTC
No. Try something a bit more clever.

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 08:56:41 UTC
You're not really worth the effort.

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rayney_day January 5 2011, 09:35:57 UTC
Right on.

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tadwizard January 5 2011, 14:38:14 UTC
You know, that was tried once? Then when they were half starved they were released.

Great idea.

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 19:49:05 UTC
I didn't say not to feed them, did I?

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tadwizard January 5 2011, 19:51:24 UTC
No. Of course, you could also say it would be easier to just lock up all inmates.

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mightymorbid January 5 2011, 19:53:53 UTC
It would be, if you could actually manage it. But then you crazy kids are just so afraid to step on each other's toes that it will never happen.

Spare me the advocacy. Aren't you the deranged little nobody who thinks being devoured by parasites is attractive?

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