*buys 'Lisse a new toy*

*saunters around in uniform*

Right, everyone evil. We need a census.

And I need slashy sex.

*takes up position on a hill overlooking Tirion and smirks at all he surveys*

*prowls, looking for sex*

*turns up at the temple with presents for Lisse*

( The presents )

Would someone PLEASE deal with this heap of shit before it stinks the ENTIRE place out. >:|

*paces and swings a mace idly from side to side*

*turns up from wherever he's been*

*wanders round in a hungover daze*

*is ignorant about this*

*wakes up from his dead faint*

O_o

I'M A WHAT?????

Oh fuck.

*heads off towards the temple*

*turns up from wherever he's been, looking particularly pleased with himself*

*hears that you escaped*

*is a bit miffed that he didn't get to do his evil super-villan thing to free you*

*prowls prettily evilly through Tirion*