"Happy Fucking Birthday, Mr. Rennie" - for fox1013

[strangecobwebs]

Recipient: fox1013
Title: Happy Fucking Birthday, Mr. Rennie
Authors: Clueless (lilac_one) and strangecobwebs
Pairing: RPS - Canadian road trip without the trip: Hugh/Callum with special guest appearances by Paul Gross, Martha Burns, Molly Parker, Peter Outerbridge, Sandra Oh, Don McKellar, Daniel McIvor

Clueless' Notes: My eternal thanks to the divine Ms. C for taking the

Comments

[_unhurt_]

"While it's true I like an audience, this is one area where I only perform solo."

*giggles*

[c_regalis]

"Surprise," Hugh muttered. Over Paul's shoulder, he could see Molly and Peter talking. Sandra, Jim, Dan, and Don were laughing about something. Martha was carrying a tray of appetizers in from the kitchen. Damned if it didn't give Hugh second thoughts about the stupidity of the whole thing - it was like a fucking who's who of Callum's sex life all in one room.

*dies* But then, we always knew that... *g*

[akite]

Since he didn't have enough time to really take care of his own hard-on, he did the first thing that came to mind and thought very hard about Paul and Martha having sex. It only took about ten seconds to work.

You made me snort beer out of my nose. Thank you very much. *g*

[brooklinegirl]

Though he'd wonder how the hell Hugh managed it without mocking Paul to his face. And, hey, if the whole thing tanked and Callum was pissed about it, he could blame Paul. Because if anything was going to make this party suck, it would be Paul.

HEE. oh, you have to love Hugh's way of planning things!

Callum didn't answer. Instead he took a deep breath and gripped the steering wheel until his knuckles turned white. "Hugh, don't flip out, but I have to ask. Are you using again?"

okay, is it wrong to find this so funny? because I LOVE that hugh is so fucked-up about the party that callum thinks he's on HEROIN. that is just awesome!

Callum grinned, and Hugh could see the tension leave his body. "Because that's buddies," Callum agreed. He leaned over and pulled Hugh in by the neck until he could give him a short, hard kiss. "Now let's go see what the fuck Gross is up to."

*HEARTS*

and all canadian actors hanging out together! callum being annoying to hugh! Bathroom blowjobs! BEST PARTY EVER!

You guys rock. ♥

[j_s_cavalcante]

Since he didn't have enough time to really take care of his own hard-on, he did the first thing that came to mind and thought very hard about Paul and Martha having sex. It only took about ten seconds to work.

Bwahahahahaha! ROFL!

He dried his face and hands and turned around. Callum was smirking at him. "I can't fucking believe you hummed 'Happy Birthday' around my dick."

LOLOL!

You. Are. Evil. In the most delightful way.

*is still laughing*

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