I have officially lost my mind

[midnitemaraud_r]

It's Friday night and I'm . . . home reading an Avengers fic where Tony and Coulson get de-aged. Well, that is, when I'm not being distracted by

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[lauriegilbert]

My day was quiet and overall not bad! Not enough tea in it though . . . maybe I should buy this?

[midnitemaraud_r]

Did you go to the shower? And I don't care what it is - YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BUY IT!

*looks*

Oh god. NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT, DAMN YOU!!!!!!

[lauriegilbert]

Nope, I ended up sleeping too long . . . didn't wake up until it was over.

And AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :D The icon TOTALLY should've tipped you off. I gave warning. :D

[midnitemaraud_r]

i hate you

[whymzycal]

I fully approve! I mean, SEBASTIAN STAN. JEREMY RENNER. Let's not be silly or protest too much, shall we? I mean, we've seen them. No censure from this quarter!

So, what fic is it you're reading, hmm? Would others enjoy it?

[midnitemaraud_r]

BUT MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO ALL THESE THINGS TO THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE LOST ALL IMPULSE CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, I don't know. I sort of didn't go back to reading it yet. It's here. I have like 5 fic tabs open. I liked this one and this 104K monster series

Also: DID YOU SEE THIS???

[whymzycal]

I STILL DON'T SEE HOW THAT EQUALS LOSS OF MIND! It seems perfectly reasonable to me. *shifty eyes*

omg, have I mentioned lately that you're awesome and I lurrrrve you? You fabulous fic-pimp, you! ♥

SQUIIIIIIIIIIDDDDD! So squeeshy! Eee! But I must admit that I'm waiting for them to get a Kraken. Amirite???

[midnitemaraud_r]

Well, mostly it's because in lieu of what my mouth wants to be doing, I have to find something to appease it. Which has meant I smoked a LOT today. Um. And lollipops. Of which I have no more so now I'm smoking and sucking on Atomic Fire Balls. So now in my head they both taste like spicy cinnamon. Just like in the porn fics where Draco's arse tastes like strawberries

[best_of_five]

Goinbg through undies this way is finally a legit reason to do laundry :D

[midnitemaraud_r]

Dude! I haven't done laundry in weeks! I BOUGHT 6 new pair of underwear the other day on my way home! :-P

[best_of_five]

Sounds legit.

I hope they were the lacy kind that you can throw at him at the play :D

[midnitemaraud_r]

LOL! He's not Tom Jones, you know!! (No, but one pair is pink and has black doggies on it!)

[onehundredmoons]

Hey so I've 100% been stalking your comments to other people to get Avengers fic recs. Is that wrong?? Just read the Clint/Phil one above and I LOVED the Tony/Steve you rec'd to Lee last week. Feel free to point me in any other directions. :D

[midnitemaraud_r]

Hahahaha! And I've been stalking bethbethbeth's recs. Man, I am SO BAD about reccing, it's terrible!

Ok, so I just read one (well, okay, three!) where Clint accidentally gets turned into a corgi. WHAT? DON'T JUDGE ME! (best_of_five says it's clearly a Padfoot carryover thing, and I'm not going to argue with her! LOL

Okay, so here are those - two where Clint does, and one where Coulson gets turned into the corgi:

There's a Dog-Related Pun in There Somewhere (Don't Worry; Tony's On It) (11410 words) by Perpetual Motion
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: General Audiences
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson
Summary:
Phil gets turned into a corgi. There are emotions involving Clint. That's literally the entire plot.

And I'll cross oceans like never before (16856 words) by sirona
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)Rating: Explicit

[midnitemaraud_r]

Then there are these:

Some People Just Collect Stamps (9446 words) by Closer
Chapters: 4/4
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark
Summary:
Phil Coulson wakes up in a hospital bed. Well, damn.

(Spoilers for the film.)

But I Will Hold On Hope (And I Won't Let You Choke) (14875 words) by Perpetual Motion
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Relationships: Clint Barton/Phil Coulson
Characters: Clint Barton, Phil Coulson, Jasper Sitwell
Summary:
In which Clint is not the emotionally stunted one, plays pretty well with others, and Sitwell is a foul-mouthed matchmaker against his will.

A gen Doctor Who crossover:
Dynasty (6247 words) by galaxysoup
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Doctor Who (2005)Rating: Teen And Up Audiences