"The probability of life originating on Earth by chance is comparable to a twister going through a junk-yard, and leaving behind a 747 in its wake. Basically, it's never happened, and it's never going to!".

Facepalm.

Christians are strange folk.

I've traveled in Asia, Australasia, and survived a bomb scare in a Korean airport (which was sort of my fault), but today all of the above pales and wilts in comparison to what I achieved ( Read more... )

Ah, ale. The real man's drink.

Rather jolly good time I had at the pavilions drinking fine ales and meeting people. Got to see the Wurzels, which was a great laugh. People even went in for a bit of crowd surfing. Managed to buy three t-shirts as well, one of them being the Cornish Liberation Front, which I found very amusing.

Anyway, some random ( Read more... )

I do believe I have become slightly addicted to Jasper Conran from Debenhams. I've grown to love cardigans and straight cut cords with pointy winkle-pickers shoes. Very stream line and aerodynamic. No buffeting for me, no sir, full speed as I walk along the street ( Read more... )

Subject 1*Please could you confirm the company name of the booking*

Subject 2*Why yes, it's the Fellowship OF The Manic Depressives*

Subject 1*How can I help you today?*

Subject 2*I've lost my ticket*.

...*Fatality*...

Random:

Finding a crisp in your clean boxers.

...*yum*

Ah LJ ( Read more... )

Poor lil ed. Tired he is. Slightly a bit ugh this morn ( Read more... )

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God damn, who nudged me?! *scowls*

New incentive: To shave more often and stop looking like I'm the Mosses tribute band.