FFVII Ficlet.

[midnightdiddle]

FFVII ficlet. Written to traumatize x_saturnine.

Mako can be blamed for a lot of things. Sephiroth, ShinRa, Midgar and Geostigma. It can be blamed for life, too. Rufus/Reno, m-preg, tragedy? Uh, yeah. No specific timeline, but most likely post-DoC.

Comments

[mariagoner]

Woman, your brain is ON something. And that something is AWESOME. Will you be able to share your stash sometime soon? ;_;

[midnightdiddle]

I blame it entirely upon other people. Like you. And dragon_bite. And x_saturnine. :D

But I do have a sekrit stash o' banana chips! And animal crackers. *shivers* Animal crackers are of the gods~

[mariagoner]

Animal CRACKers laced with CRACK, no doubt. CRACK we give to YOU. XD XD XD

As long as we're, er, a good influence on you...? ;)

[midnightdiddle]

O: A good influence?

Once upon a time, long ago, I was a sweet girl. Innocent, naive. As pure as Larsa the wind-driven snow.

Then. THEN.

Then I found the intarwebs. Now look at me. I whore myself out to the highest dollar. I've lost all self-respect and worth. People kick me when I'm down, and drive me to drink write m-preg. M-preg.

And you know what's worse?

I like it.

*sobs*

And so ends the tragic tale of Romeo and Juliet Kiki.

[x_saturnine]

YEAH. WELL.

AT LEAST A HUNDRED YEARS AGO--

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU AND MY HEART AND SANITY WERE STILL INTACT.

full of kids who grew up to wear their daddy's shoes, shoot their daddy's gun, break their daddy's world.
*puddles*

*then evaporates* ... there are little droplets of me floating up in the air.

AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. : O

[midnightdiddle]

MY FAULT? MINE? WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU DRIVE ME TO IT.

*sobs*

But, but--

full of kids who grew up to wear their daddy's shoes, shoot their daddy's gun, break their daddy's world.
*puddles*

HOW IS IT THAT YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHICH LINE WAS MY FAVORITE?

You are perfect.

[midnightdiddle]

there are little droplets of me floating up in the air

LIKE SO MANY BELLS FLOATING DOWN? YES? YES?

[midnightdiddle]

I-- Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I can't even tell you how happy and flattered I am right now, especially if you don't really like m-preg.

And, oh, thank you! Thank you so much. *so happy*