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[micjagger]

This is an ancient thing, its power is indeed primordial.

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[anonymous]

I thought the days of your adventures were long over, hopefully, this is not true. The power of cheese will guide thee. Do not lose thy way, and forget the cheddar. Bookworms eat people, use a fork!

The power here, is amazing!

WHAT??

[micjagger]

cheese? I've done alot of crack in my time, alot.

[micjagger]

also, my "days of adventuring" will only end when a witty federal agent discovers that I've started a succesful pyramid scam that has landed me my own sit com, which I've used the money from to form a cult of brainwashed ceo's who's ultimate goal will be to overthrow the governments of the world and instate me as the earth's grand emperor, and after a heated chase where his partner is killed, he stabs me and shoots me off a sky-scraper onto the spinning blades of a helicopter and falls in love with a sultry but sassy black woman played by queen latifa.

[micjagger]

Holy shit Johnson! That sounds like the formula of a great show!