On Vox: Ok, I know, I know.

[miciomicio]

Ok, here goes:  I re-enlisted for six years.  They offered me $20,000 and I couldn't refuse.

Originally posted on cristinaelizabet.vox.com

Comments

[bootymastersrus]

<3 dolphins playing the flute?

[gloriusclitorus]

I didn't know this was an April Fool when I first read it.
I was going to leave an honest comment, from my heart, about how sad that makes me.

Cristina, I know we were never close, and I haven't actually spoken with you in years, but I think about you every time someone says the word Iraq. I worry about you, as if you were my own long lost sister.

I can't wait for the day I hear the news that you've come home for good.

I wish it was today.

[miciomicio]

You are so sweet, Leia :) I will be home for good very soon and healthier and happier for it. But don't worry about me--I am safe, warm, and well-fed. I hope you are doing well!