At least (so far as I know) Tom Cruise hasn't started a romance with Dakota Fanning and attempted to turn her to the Dark Side of the Force Scientology.
Cruise ought to be shot for what he's doing to Katie Holmes, then an intervention (in a wonderful twist, a concept invented by L. Ron Hubbard) ought to be performed on Holmes to get her to something resembling religious normalcy even if the Catholic Church has to be press-ganged into the effort to do it.
The Power of Nazi Pope Compels You! (or is that "The Power Is Yours!" with Pope Benedict dressed up like Captain Planet?)
Providing an array of mental images like you wouldn't believe, I remain your humble commentator.
Well ... and YES, those images amused me to my very core, but I honestly don't give a flying fuck what happens to Katie Holmes, so it's not necessary to bring out the pope to aid in her redemption for my benefit. I f-ing hate her. BUT ... I *do* want to see the nazi pope dressed as Captain Planet! Yes, let's do that.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are both f-ing idiots. They deserve to be together.
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Cruise ought to be shot for what he's doing to Katie Holmes, then an intervention (in a wonderful twist, a concept invented by L. Ron Hubbard) ought to be performed on Holmes to get her to something resembling religious normalcy even if the Catholic Church has to be press-ganged into the effort to do it.
The Power of Nazi Pope Compels You! (or is that "The Power Is Yours!" with Pope Benedict dressed up like Captain Planet?)
Providing an array of mental images like you wouldn't believe, I remain your humble commentator.
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are both f-ing idiots. They deserve to be together.
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