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[mibu_alpha]

[Even with Souji's voice, there's really very little mistaking the tone, irritable and serious.]

This is goddamned ridiculous.

I want my body back, and I want it back now. Failing that, I need my pipe and a stiff drink. Ichimura, get on that five minutes ago.

Let's just hope whoever's got my body doesn't get any strange ideas...

Comments

[candyswords]

Don't you dare put those nasty things in my body.

Voice

[candyswords]

That will just make me irritable like this all week though, won't it?

...you have very nasty habits, Hijikata-san.

Voice

[mibu_alpha]

Yes.

There's nothing wrong with my habits.

Voice

[candyswords]

For you, maybe. [sigh] I guess I'll have to figure out how to smoke...um, can I use your pipe?

Voice

[mibu_alpha]

Can't be that difficult, can it? Yes, you may.

Voice

[candyswords]

I suppose not. Your body knows how to do it at least.

Voice

[mibu_alpha]

You don't need help, do you?

Voice

[candyswords]

Um...I don't think so? Unless you're looking for an excuse to come over~

Voice

[mibu_alpha]

[startled pause] Don't...do that thing with my voice.

Voice

[candyswords]

...it does sound weird, doesn't it. Hahaha, Hijikata-san's voice is weird when I use it.

Voice

[mibu_alpha]

You're doing it wrong. That's not how I sound at all.

Voice

[candyswords]

Well, I can't very well imitate you or I'd have to sleep until noon and you know I can't do that.

Besides, that's not how I sound either.

Voice

[mibu_alpha]

I don't think I could eat half enough candy or laugh half enough to pull you off convincingly.

Voice

[candyswords]

Hahaha, I don't eat as much as you think, Hijikata-san. Besides, just like smoking, eating sweets is what my body does~

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[mibu_alpha]

I can think of other things your body does just fine, without all that disgusting sugar.

Voice | Private

[candyswords]

Well, well, aren't you being cheeky.