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[mibu_alpha]

Those tiny bastards
Won't get away with trying
To eat my damned pipe!

Well, the tobacco, but that wouldn't fit in the poem...

This tops Saizou as the worst thing I've ever woken up to. And they ate my zori, so I've been kicking them away barefoot. There is sugar on me.I suppose this is what everyone else meant about 'curses'. Someone is going to

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[candyswords]

I'm surprised you're letting your haiku out in public~ Hijikata-san has grown up so much♥ ♥

And Saizo is a good thing to wake up to! How can you not like waking up to a face like that?

[mibu_alpha]

Tch. I just figured it was useless trying to hide them with you and these communication boxes both around.

I'm not happy about waking up to anything sitting on me or trying to eat me. Saizo's only better than the damned rabbits because there's only one of him.

[candyswords]

Buu, you took away one of my games. No fair.

I can't wait to introduce you to Tyke then~ Whenever I-- But Saizo is so cute! You can't deny he has just the right amount of spunk♥

[mibu_alpha]

...So you want me to hide them?

Don't tell me what I can and can't do. I can deny it, will, and do.

[7th_seat_medic]

Be carefull.. they bite.

[ofthestrings]

They ate your zori?

[mibu_alpha]

Yes. And modified my yukata to a length it was never meant to be.

[ofthestrings]

Oh, dear. My sympathies. I wonder how they even accomplished that. I mean... they're hollow on the inside.

But then I suppose I shouldn't even be surprised. They're vicious reanimated chocolate rabbits, which doesn't make any sense in the first place...

[mibu_alpha]

They've got teeth and, as you said, a hollow, and I guess that's enough for them. It doesn't seem like they'd be able to digest, though...

...oh, gods. I've been here how long, and I'm already talking about candy rabbit physiology?

[inukitake]

I find them fairly easy to keep out of the apartment so long as I keep the seals on the door...

...but I can't get out, either...and the chocolate bits piling behind the door are oh so tempting...

[mibu_alpha]

Tempting? Speak for yourself...Anyway, I've routed them from my room for the time being. It's filthy and smells like chocolate, and there's no reclaiming my zori, but at least they can't stop trying to eat my tobacco now.

[inukitake]

I happen to be a big fan of sweets.

[mibu_alpha]

I gathered. Well, whenever it's cleared up, I've got a ton of these damned things and there's no way I'm eating them. I'd give them to Souji, but he seems to have more than enough of his own without me encouraging him...

[seashore_swan]

I'm sorry to hear you're also having troubles with the new guests.

.... "Someone is going to pay in blood"? Did you have anyone in particular in mind or were you just going to ad lib it?

[mibu_alpha]

Not problems so much as annoyances. And it seems like everyone is...

I was thinking the Hibou, but if I have to put up with much more of this, who knows?

[seashore_swan]

Yes, that's true. I think prefer their curses when they're of a less aggressive variety.

Heh, as I thought. I'm not sure you'd have much success attacking them, however. They seem to keep themselves notoriously well hidden.

[mibu_alpha]

So do most of my adversaries. It's never been a permanent impediment before.