adventures in illegal childrearing

Feb 02, 2010 13:30

Okay this probably totally constitutes as spamming but I don't care because YOU GUYS HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THIS:

Remember Boy Genius, the amazing 7th-grader from my geek empowerment club? Well, today was another meeting of the Book Club, and just, s;dkfjhsk YOU GUYS WILL NOT ~BELIEVE~ IT.

SERIOUSLY. GOOGLING ADOPTION FORMS AS WE SPEAK. )

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demonoflight February 2 2010, 12:09:09 UTC
Oh my gosh that kid I want to squeeze him. Hurry up with adopting him before I do. &hearts

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miarr February 3 2010, 06:33:06 UTC
I KNOW RIGHT. Right now all I'm missing for the kidnapping adoption part is a getaway partner in a car. Do that for me, maybe we can share him? :D Kid needs two mommies and shit, to grow up proper-like.

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miarr February 3 2010, 08:23:32 UTC
BTW, any ideas for the next five phrases I should give him? Kid's got curiousity the size of a giant; I need something that's not totally obscure, but challenging enough to keep him occupied. XD

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salty_catfish February 2 2010, 13:49:42 UTC
I AM OVERCOME WITH LOVE.
I love how he builds on the previously learned stuff. "It all makes sense once you remember there's a difference between your sex and your gender." Because, yes, it does.

In my school 10th graders could take on a new 7th grader as their "godchild" - MAYBE YOUR SCHOOL NEEDS AN INNOVATION +~*

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miarr February 3 2010, 06:35:54 UTC
I love how he builds on the previously learned stuff.

Exactly! He's so smart and curious, it's this delicious cycle which feeds itself and makes his brain even more smart and curious. Awesome.

MAYBE YOUR SCHOOL NEEDS AN INNOVATION

WOT WOT YES, I APPROVE OF THIS IDEA MATEY. All the Book Club kids are kind of my ducklings, but this guy, I would not mind turning him into a prodigy. 8D

Any idea for the next five phrases I'd give him, though? :O Kid's too ravenous for knowledge, I'm having trouble keeping up!

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salty_catfish February 3 2010, 18:15:38 UTC
I'll give it some thought! You could ask him whether he'd also take some reading material (omg whole sentences!), that he could then sum up- to train different brain muscles.
Kids like these, they make you want to be a teacher, don't they?

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miarr February 3 2010, 06:37:54 UTC
I will definitely continue to blog about his future exploits, because DAMN, KID, what a fucking brilliant ray of sunshine you are. I have exceedingly high hopes for this guy. (In a similar vein, haha, your appropriate icon is tres appropriate.)

Any idea for the next five phrases I could give him? If this is going to be a weekly thing I'd better stock up. :D

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nogah February 2 2010, 17:47:39 UTC
♥_______________________♥

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miarr February 3 2010, 06:38:48 UTC
I KNOOOWWWW RIIIIGHHHT. *rolls around*

Any idea for the next five phrases? I want it to be something ~*~FABULOUS~*~.

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nogah February 3 2010, 15:11:07 UTC
I already told you, don't ask me because my mind was taken over by Japan. All I have is stuff like "tentacle porn" etc.

btw, are we still up for tomorrow? Shopping and sushi :D?

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miarr February 4 2010, 07:52:50 UTC
Sorry, bb, I think I'm going to have to do a rain check. Some stuff came up and now I'm really not in the mood. ): I'll talk to you on the phone about it, kay?

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roga February 2 2010, 18:43:15 UTC
omg, seriously <3.

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miarr February 3 2010, 06:40:11 UTC
THIS BOY, BB, YOU WOULD LOVE HIM SO MUCH. He's so... s;dkfsk polite and sweet and cute, I am so utterly chuffed by this curiousity. Means I'm doing something right!

Got any suggestions for the next five phrases I should give him? Want something not too difficult, but not entirely basic, and of course thought-provoking.

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