I felt kind of ridiculous being on crutches and everythingLOL, this is just how I felt in the wheelchair at the hospital! "So, wow, you've got a giant bleeding gash on your head, scrapes all along your face and arms, and a concussion? Uh... I twisted my ankle." Physical injury insecurity, haha. It's crazy
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Aww, I love that name too! One of my uncles in named Eli, and it's a beautiful name in my opinion; the perfect balance of Jewish faith (Eli = 'my god') and lyrical sound. Also, geek nurses are FTW! I wish I had a hospital staff member with which to bond; my orthopedist was good but kind of forbidding and looked very sternly on my having a toe ring, which he said could have led to gangrene and eventual amputation of the digit if the fracture had been in the other leg. Which mostly left me like DDDD:
Re: your prof: Omg! Is this mysterious writer-in-residence named David Erlich, by any chance? I know of the bookshop but I've never read any of his works, nor heard of him much in literary circles. Our most famous writer-in-residence abroad is David Grossman; anyone else tends to be a bit overshadowed. He's definitely famous in Jerusalem though.
ALSO WHAT THE, IF YOU EVER COME TO ISRAEL I WILL HONEST TO GOD BREAK SOMETHING. POSSIBLY ANOTHER LIMB. You realize I will be morally obligated to take you out and show you places and give you the
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After last night, which was admittedly un-fun in a major way, the rest was kind of exciting! If painful. But now the pain is dulled and I have the pimp cane to look forward to! Which. Pimp cane. Dude. \o/
(Haha I am so high on meds, probably you can see this by my writing but if you can't then hiii I am at the approximate height of an airplane and/or a low-flying space rocket in orbit. /flails)
Plus, you know, everyone's got to have a Broken Limb Story at some point in their life, amirite?
This is true! To be perfectly candid, I was kind of worried, in a very vague sort of way, that I hadn't yet fulfilled this incredibly basic clause for being part of a normative upright member of society. I hadn't yet broken any bones-surely something was wrong with me? But now I am proud to report I have broken the base of my left metatarsus and thus am qualified to be a righteous person in aspects both ethical & physical.
I must say low-flying space rocket in orbit is pretty much how I would imagine your mental state at all times <3
O-Oh my god, seriously this is in all honesty one of the best things anyone has ever said to me. I will take this as an insanely extravagant compliment. Thank you so much bb! I DO SO TRY. ♥ ♥ ♥
HAHA, THEY ARE, IT'S TRUE. They look dull and stupid right up until one of them runs away and makes you break a leg. Treacherous creatures.
Thank you bb! I shall attempt to make the best of it. It's really not so bad, honestly. And the pimp cane is definitely a prospect I look forward to. XD
O-OMG, BB, YOUR LIFE. (also - why are you sending me distressing sms and then not replying to my distressed sms? you know how I worry so)
My poor baby! Remember, in times of trouble and pain, gay porn Advil is your best friend. Or, if preferred, a cocktail of pain meds :D :D :D for extra effect.
I know this is painful business (having broken a bone or seven in my day) but lol, why is your life so hilarious. Your co-workers are all adorable little darlings, and wth, I am now convinced that if someone would run you over your mom would tell you to walk it off. Honestly, Kibuznikim.
My sleepy, misguided point is - FEEL BETTER AND THEN WRITE DIRTY POEMS ON YOUR CAST :D
OMG BB I AM SO SORRY I DID NOT REPLY TO YOUR DISTRESSED SMS. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. I was swamped by messages, all like "omfg how did this happen?!?!?!" (or alternately in the case of some of my, uh, kinder friends, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA") and then my mum was all "fuck this shit, we're going shopping!" which, as you well know, can be the ultimate cure for all ills, so obvs I went along and forgot about the texts. Then we bought some books, and a handbag, and had an Aroma lunch, but then my leg started really hurting again so we retired home and went to sleep. THE END.
Anyway so that's how I got my new handbag & also didn't respond to your loving call. FORGIVE MY SCATTERBRAINEDNESS, S-SOB.
I am now convinced that if someone would run you over your mom would tell you to walk it off.YOU HAVE NO IDEA. OMMFFGGG DO NOT EVEN START. OH MY GOD. Do you know what that perfidious woman wrote on my cast? Do you even? She wrote
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L-LOL. You can't file for child abuse after your mom took you shopping! My Mom would shove me in my bed and tell me I can still study, and then would make me soup and wouldn't allow me to go anywhere before I: 1. feel better. 2. finish reading all 1928624 pages of אזרחות.
I am in love with your Mom! Woman is hilarious. I want to be just like her when I'll be a Mommy ♥
Oh, man, I can't believe I missed that! I love that movie! And I love drag so much! Next time, I am so there! It sounds you and the boys had lots of fun! And of course I'm not mad, I just figured you had other things on your mind :D
Baw, thank you bb! You are too sweet. ♥ I am not seriously hurt at all; as far as fractures go it is like the Easy level on a video game, so I got off relatively okay. And yes, it was a crazy adventure! Although it has by far not been the only one since I've gotten my cast. I have learned, in no particularly order, to:
shower on one leg climb over fences swashbuckle with crutches climb stairs (slowly) swing down stairs (not slowly!) drum on my cast manipulate long crocheting-needles (for inner-cast-scratching purposes) and bitch about being a cripple.
As you can see, soon my quest to become House will be complete. 8D
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Re: your prof: Omg! Is this mysterious writer-in-residence named David Erlich, by any chance? I know of the bookshop but I've never read any of his works, nor heard of him much in literary circles. Our most famous writer-in-residence abroad is David Grossman; anyone else tends to be a bit overshadowed. He's definitely famous in Jerusalem though.
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This is true! To be perfectly candid, I was kind of worried, in a very vague sort of way, that I hadn't yet fulfilled this incredibly basic clause for being part of a normative upright member of society. I hadn't yet broken any bones-surely something was wrong with me? But now I am proud to report I have broken the base of my left metatarsus and thus am qualified to be a righteous person in aspects both ethical & physical.
I must say low-flying space rocket in orbit is pretty much how I would imagine your mental state at all times <3
O-Oh my god, seriously this is in all honesty one of the best things anyone has ever said to me. I will take this as an insanely extravagant compliment. Thank you so much bb! I DO SO TRY. ♥ ♥ ♥
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Hope you'll get well soon. Sounds like all kinds of Do Not Want. Though I like the notion of the PIMP CANE. =3
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Thank you bb! I shall attempt to make the best of it. It's really not so bad, honestly. And the pimp cane is definitely a prospect I look forward to. XD
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My poor baby! Remember, in times of trouble and pain, gay porn Advil is your best friend. Or, if preferred, a cocktail of pain meds :D :D :D for extra effect.
I know this is painful business (having broken a bone or seven in my day) but lol, why is your life so hilarious. Your co-workers are all adorable little darlings, and wth, I am now convinced that if someone would run you over your mom would tell you to walk it off. Honestly, Kibuznikim.
My sleepy, misguided point is - FEEL BETTER AND THEN WRITE DIRTY POEMS ON YOUR CAST :D
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Anyway so that's how I got my new handbag & also didn't respond to your loving call. FORGIVE MY SCATTERBRAINEDNESS, S-SOB.
I am now convinced that if someone would run you over your mom would tell you to walk it off.YOU HAVE NO IDEA. OMMFFGGG DO NOT EVEN START. OH MY GOD. Do you know what that perfidious woman wrote on my cast? Do you even? She wrote ( ... )
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1. feel better.
2. finish reading all 1928624 pages of אזרחות.
I am in love with your Mom! Woman is hilarious. I want to be just like her when I'll be a Mommy ♥
Oh, man, I can't believe I missed that! I love that movie! And I love drag so much! Next time, I am so there! It sounds you and the boys had lots of fun! And of course I'm not mad, I just figured you had other things on your mind :D
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sounds like a crazy adventure D:
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shower on one leg
climb over fences
swashbuckle with crutches
climb stairs (slowly)
swing down stairs (not slowly!)
drum on my cast
manipulate long crocheting-needles (for inner-cast-scratching purposes)
and
bitch about being a cripple.
As you can see, soon my quest to become House will be complete. 8D
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