SCREEEEEEEAM

[miarr]

YOU GUYS, OH MY GOD, YOU GUUUYS

THE SULTRY mercuriazs HAS JUST RECORDED A PODFIC OF MY CONSTANTINE FIC, TAKING ALL THE AWKWARDNESS AND BAD GRAMMAR AND GENERAL IMMENSE FAIL AND TURNING IT INTO PURE SEX.

HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER, AND MELTING IN QUIVERING AROUSAL EVERY TIME. OBVIOUSLY, SO SHOULD YOU. THIS GIRL NEEDS TO BE A VOICE

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[raihu]

OH MY FUCK.

YES.

I LOVE THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW. 8D

okay, am actually going to download and enjoy now. 8DDDDD

[miarr]

OH MY FUCK IS EXACTLY RIGHT.

I THINK I LOVE HER TOO A LITTLE BIT. AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER! AMAZING, WHAT THE.

How'd you like it? I'm super-interested in hearing what you think because it was originally written for you, after all! Not to mention, um, y-your awesomeness exceeds the limits of human comprehension and your every word is gold. GRABBITY HANDS FOR MORE TALKS WITH YOU, HOMIE~ ♥ ♥ ♥

[raihu]

Oh heavens. Oh no. There will be words to illustrate the finer details, but for now I must assure you that yoursssss was best present of all this year, sdjff. I mean, material gifts are nice of course; it's just that I know how much emotional bending and twisting goes into making fic or art as a sacrificial offering. S'very meaningful, etc., AND YOU ARE A GODDESS OF LITERARY PORN, BOTH FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY. So I read the shit of that thing, and I loved it.

Did I not say all this earlier?(!?!?!) WHAT MASSIVE RIDICULOUSITY. I owe you a foot massage and sexytimes/MSN, but that goes without saying.

Also, SWEET SIN ON MAH SKIN, this girl's voice. Is. Incredible. I'm sure my thoughts on your writing would label me a bit of a purist - "ADFHASJKFH, NOTHING MUST TOUCH HER LADYSHIP'S WORDS, TO SPEAK THEM ALOUD IS TO TARNISH THEM" - but I really like her delivery. Mmm.

N-next time we chat, is it okay if I babble on about humanoid aliens totally doing each other in space? I just saw Star Trek and there are two representatives of my

[miarr]

SO, HI, I AM ON MSN RIGHT NOW AND ALSO I WROTE A 4K SPOCK/KIRK/UHURA THREESOME LAST NIGHT. BOTH THESE THINGS MIGHT BE OF INTEREST TO YOU, Y/Y?

[catchthecat]

I am SO FUCKING EXCITED. podfic + miarr = PURE WIN.

[miarr]

INORITE? OH MY GOD. She is amazing and also an excellent articulator; I enjoyed every minute and there were a few places my breath actually caught. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do. :D I've never really been one for podfics, but with such incentive to take an interest in the trend, who can resist? ♥

[salty_catfish]

OMG I love that fic (when will they finally film Constantine II *sob*?) AND I've always dreamed about having fic read to me while I do other stuff. So yay!

[miarr]

Hee, thank you! And yes, mercuriazs is totally amazing; I have that podfic on constant replay and keep melting every time I hear it. Utter love. ♥ Hope you like it too! :D

[salty_catfish]

Yeah I really liked it! :D