I am mostly bored with my boyfriend. I hope yours are intensely more interesting. You go out and play, yeah? I'll stay home and clean house and eat bon-bons. Cook you dinner, sweetheart.
I have a sneaking suspicion that if you stay at home, I won't leave home ever, and we'd be like a pair of agrophobics trapped inside our love cage and whiling away the days cooking each other dinners and writing each other fics.
("Oh, honey, I'm so wiped. from the sex? Can you take care of dinner today? I'll write you a giftfic for it.")
It's a pretty messed up relationship, but on the upside, it'd result in lots of good fic. :D
I've been using 'giftfic' for quite a while now. It's been integrated into my everyday vocabulary. Then again, I say LOL, WTF, OMG, KTHNX and SRSLY in verbal (public) speech, so I am really no proper example.
I can say, though, that you really shouldn't stop anything, especially not what you're doing to my shoulder right now, oh, I, oh, Ali, goddamn you, ahn, I, I, well fuck.
It was time to replace that monitor anyway, I guess. D:
Actually, while teenage boys are supposed to be a bag of sexual hormones, women don't usually reach their sexual peek until they are about 30. Therefore, it's okay to be asexual and horny at the same time... oh the joys of womenhood *shudders*
But I'm supposed to have crazy mood swings and jump out windows and tear at my labia in fits of existential rage (or joy, the stereotype isn't too clear about that). And instead I'm just... me, you know? Growing crazier, fatter, and more ambitious by the year, but still just me and pretty much unchanged from when I was six years old. Changed from when I was 13, oh, yeah, sure (I was such an emo brat, heehee), but six? Shockingly unaltered!
Although... as opposed to when I was six, now I'm not too sure I want to REACH 30. *shudders too*
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Quiet, content, virtual love, nonetheless.
I am mostly bored with my boyfriend. I hope yours are intensely more interesting. You go out and play, yeah? I'll stay home and clean house and eat bon-bons. Cook you dinner, sweetheart.
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("Oh, honey, I'm so wiped. from the sex? Can you take care of dinner today? I'll write you a giftfic for it.")
It's a pretty messed up relationship, but on the upside, it'd result in lots of good fic. :D
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lolz'Giftfic'
Hammer + HEAD
kthx.
This netspeak thing has gone too far I think I need to stop it now :D
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I can say, though, that you really shouldn't stop anything, especially not what you're doing to my shoulder right now, oh, I, oh, Ali, goddamn you, ahn, I, I, well fuck.
It was time to replace that monitor anyway, I guess. D:
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Although... as opposed to when I was six, now I'm not too sure I want to REACH 30. *shudders too*
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