Comments | miarr: Pirates of the Caribbean

miarr

Pirates of the Caribbean

Jul 30, 2006 22:44

Yes yes, I finally saw it. Was beginning to feel rather embarrassed by my tardiness, actually, when the whole of Tel-Aviv was slung with flashing neon commercials saying "WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET?" No joke. So, I had my trusty bus slaves haul Ido (ochre_ichor) to my cinema of choice, and together we settled down for some quality pirate savviness.

( WTF Cthulhu cameo? Cut for spoilers )

rants

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miarr July 31 2006, 04:25:59 UTC

OMG. ACK. YESSSSSS.

>D *prays to crossover gods* XD~~~

_bane July 31 2006, 04:49:27 UTC

Pff.

She claims that Sparrow = Kennit.

So like... no.

miarr July 31 2006, 05:02:35 UTC

Which would make Elizabeth some sort of Vestrit paragon (pardon the pun) because then she'd be as Althea is to Brashen and as Wintrow is to Kennit...

BUT OMG. NO. IT CANNOT BE.

Norrington is Brashen, fallen from grace
Lizzy's Althea, she lives for the chase
Young Turner is Wintrow, seduced by Jack Kennit the sea
And Jack Sparrow is Kennit, for a captain he be.

*bows*

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blizzardseason July 31 2006, 15:26:57 UTC

My "Cthulhu?" choking was more like...

'HOLY FUCKING SHIT? CTHULHU IS IN THIS MOVIE? OH MY GOD JACK x DAVY JONES TENTACLE PORN YES PLEASE!'

Shouted loudly and my father considering smacking me and...

(Of course I already wrote the story that was spawned which happens to be JackDavy, JackNorrington, JackSora. Hah. Oh god.)

What were they expecting after that 'I feel sullied and unusual' line?

VIOLATED.

Also? If you were gay? That'd be okay. There would be shoutings of 'Hurray' because then I would be wherever you are ravishing you instead of whatever it is I'm doing now, which is, of course, writing bad fanfiction with flimsy plot lines but pretty boys fucking each other up their nonexsistent asses is much better than plot...wut. I'm stopping now. Stoooppppping.