Dear self - you do not need another vampire fandom

[mhalachaiswords]

Okay, I get it. I like vampires. I totally dig them. However, now that I am back from seeing Twilight, I absolutely do not need to write a post-movie Twilight/Anita Blake crossover in which Federal Marshal Blake comes to Forks to solve those "animal" killings and realizes that she's met one of those daywalking Cullens before. Anita/Alice for the

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[lilyoftheval5]

*delightedly casting evil compulsion spells*

[mhalachaiswords]

I don't actually need the prompting -- I can't get this thing out of my head. Gar. (In a good way)

[anonymous]

No, you do not. You need to finish that TW/Pretender crossover fic and why does lj insist that I am not logged in?

[mhalachaiswords]

You're right, I do. There's too many stories in my head and not enough time.

LJ is a fickle bitch some days. I've noticed that it tosses my cookies whenever I reboot, which is dumb.

[fufumira]

That's okay, I spent fifteen minutes trying to convince someone that Twilight would be awesomer if Daniel Craig (as Bond) was in it. That he'd be all visiting the Cullens and shit when he's in the area, coz he knows they won't die coz you know they are vampires and he finds it totally refreshing to have the stability and they appreciate sort of the heads up on like spy stuff, coz they are interested in foreign policy. Also, he feels all safe coz bullets can't kill them but they can rip the heads of things. And Edward doesn't think he's a savory fellow but relates to his incredibly angsty past and he is always trying to play stuff on the piano that echoes in his tortured soul. Emmett thinks he's better than baseball and Alice is always looking at him and bursting into tears and then going off with Jasper. And anyways Bond always leaves food at their house and gin and pads around the kitchen making sandwiches because they aren't using the kitchen for anything. Only he has to shower before he comes over because he smells like violence

[mhalachaiswords]

See? Twilight is totally awesome for crack!tastic crossovers. Of course, anything is better with Daniel Craig in it. Mmm. Daniel Craig.

Jasper tried to eat him one time.

I'll admit. The image made me chortle :D

[prairie_grass]

It took me an amusing amount of time to believe that phone wasn't real. I blame this on the fact that I couldn't understand why someone would spend that much money on such a cool website for a gag. Totally sending that to my coffee-maker brother. He'll be out of the job soon!

[mhalachaiswords]

I couldn't believe the time and effort in that site, but I love it. I love crazy stuff like that. And all with a straight face :)

Even though it's a cracked out joke, I want...

[vivnow]

LOL! The iphone cracked me up. I love the harmonica feature.

[mhalachaiswords]

The coffee maker made me giggle. It's so well done!