fic meme! Because I am stuck on writing anything at all right now
Gacked from laney_1974
Tell me the title of a story I haven't written, details optional, and I'll come up with a summary or synopsis
ETA: As this has gotten so very long, I'm now putting the summaries up here, in the body of the post, as well as in the comments. Enjoy! And keep at it, this is fun.
The Day The Bananas Stole Nathaniel
An epic love story between Anita and Nathaniel. After a blow-up between Anita and Richard, Anita snapped at Nathaniel about the lack of fruit in the house, and he vanished. Now, Anita must search high and low in all the supermarkets in town, trying to find her lost love before she dies of a broken heart. And scurvy.
Composed in Iambic Pentameter.
With Brothers Like These, Who Needs...
After the death of his parents in the Sunnydale crater, Xander receives a letter that he was really adopted, one of non-identical triplets, and that his real parents were British wizards. He, Faith and Robin go on a search for his other brothers, using clues in an odd Peruvian scroll, and find one brother is a werewolf in St. Louis.
Jason always wondered if he was adopted, seeing as how his parents and other siblings were tall with black hair and brown eyes. The appearance of the one-eyed carpenter from Galilee Sunnydale cinched it. With Jean-Claude's blessing, Xander and Jason, reunited at last, are about to go find their missing brother, who by all reports, beat a dark wizard in England and now lives in a bike shed about twenty miles outside of Kent, with 20 cats and a flobberworm farm.
Pairings: Robin/Faith, Xander/Luna, Harry/Firebolt, Jason/Remus/Tonks
DON"T PANIC!
It has been three years since Asher accidentally made Buffy his human servant, and Anita still has not forgiven him. Now, however, a rampaging vampire clan is sweeping its way across North America and Anita has no choice but to turn to The Slayer to prevent the massacre of the East Coast's lycanthrope population. Will hatred and jealousy turn to something a little less cold?
Warnings: Femmeslash, blood play, rubber chickens.
McGonagall Let Loose Her Hare!
A newly registered Animagus, Minerva McGonagall secretly transfigured a pineapple into a hare, setting it loose on the halls of Hogwarts, in her attempts to hone her kitty-cat hunting skillZ. Wackiness ensues.
Oh, wait, you said "Hair". Never mind.
No Down Payment
An Anita Blake/Resident Evil crossover. After the T-Virus wipes out Raccoon City, turning the residents into zombies, world leaders are clamoring for the nuclear annihilation of the city to prevent the contagion spreading. Anita is arrested by federal agents on magical murder charges, a death penalty offense, and offered a deal: Either she is tried by a bribed judge and executed within the week, or she has all charges dropped, her file wiped clean, in exchange for her walking into Raccoon City and taking a stand against the undead.
Now, Anita only has 24 hours to stop the onslaught, avoid being eaten, and to try and figure out why a girl named Alice looks so damned familiar...
When it rains, it pours
A Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter crossover. Overwhelmed with all the new Slayers, Buffy walks out of the new Watcher's Council HQ in London one day, seeking some peace and quiet.
Frustrated with the demands of his job as an Unspeakable, Harry Potter hands in his resignation and walks out of the Ministry of Magic HQ one day, seeking a return to a saner time in his life.
Over an exhibit of ancient Celtic artifacts at the British Museum, a blonde American and a bespeckled Englishman meet. Trying to have a relationship, keeping secrets about their respective lives isn’t as easy as you'd think, for the Slayer and the Boy Who Lived.
Eyes of Winter
Merry Gentry fic. When Frost falls inexplicably ill, Merry and Doyle must race to find a cure before it's too late. With half the Unseelie Sidhe convinced that Merry's human background is to blame, the Princess's own life, and that of her Darkness, are on the line. Little do they know that the answers they seek will lead them back to a time before Frost was Sidhe, when he was simply... frost.
Lost and Found
A Harry Potter/Anita Blake crossover. Jason Schuler hasn't seen his British cousin in over ten years. She used to be this bossy little know-it-all, but then he gets a letter in the mail... she'll be in St. Louis for a week.
Now, Jason has to scramble to figure out what to tell her about his life and soon -- she flies in tomorrow. Odd, but she never said anything about what plane she would be on...
Handcuffs and Bloodloss
A Merry Gentry/Anita Blake crossover. Fed with how Anita is running the pard, wereleopard Elizabeth leaves town. She makes it no farther than Cahokia, Illinois, before she attracts the attention of Queen Andais, mistress of shadows, ruler of the Unseelie Sidhe.
"This," Elizabeth thought, "Could get interesting."
Warnings: Femmeslash, BDSM, tentaclepr0n
Just Ourselves and Immortality
An Anita Blake/Highlander crossover. Methos has spent thousands of years not needing anyone or anything. Friendship is one thing, but obligation? He never imagined that those two things could become so irrevocably entwined.
In1603, Methos was riding through the French countryside when, for right or wrong, he spotted a small boy drowning in a pond. He never knew why he dove in to save that child, a small, beautiful boy with black hair and dark blue eyes. It bothered him, his actions, for several years.
Now, with Joe Dawson's life in the hands of the Master of Seattle, Methos goes searching for the one vampire who might be willing to help him: Jean-Claude, Master of St. Louis...
I Wanna Play With Fire
An Anita Blake/Harry Potter crossover. Strange green fires have been starting in St. Louis, burning strange patterns into the sides of buildings. The Fire Department has no idea what is going on, but Det. Tammy Reynolds does. Reluctantly, she must contact very wizards her grandparents left England to escape. In particular, her cousin who works at the Ministry of Magic.
Will Arthur Weasley be able to help, before St. Louis goes up in flames?
Ring of Fire
A Stargate SG-1/Babylon 5 crossover.
"How will it end? In fire."
After finding the strange crystal on planet PX3-82W, Col. Sam Carter begins having a series of dreams that seem too much like memory. She remembers a war she never fought in, a wife lost to Shadows, a desperate fight to save the universe...
Now, the SGC must fight to save Sam as she slips farther and farther into this dream world, before she is lost to them forever!
No Power in the 'Verse
A Firefly fic. While River may be a dangerous killing machine, she is just a 17-year-old girl. After the events on Miranda, she wonders about the Captain and what it means to be a girl in love. In her quest to understand, she composes an epic love poem about the captain, Serenity, River, and space.
Features irate!Simon, confused!Mal, bemused!Inara, stoic!Zoe, wacky!ghost!Wash, and Jayne.
Harry Potter and the Evil Horde of Llamas
A Harry Potter/Anita Blake Inevitable crossover. While on vacation in St. Louis over Christmas, Harry is attacked by a werellama. With Anita busy on a case involving the theft of a truckload of vampire toothpaste, Harry, Jason and Nathaniel set out to find, once and for all, the lair of the evil werellamas.
Tonks, the Vagina that Told the World Remus Lupin is Straight
A Harry Potter fic. A character study of Nymphadora Tonks and her views on her May/December relationship with Remus Lupin. Includes the real truth behind the real relationship Wormtail destroyed with his betrayal: Remus and James Potter's forbidden love.
Dots
An Anita Blake/Harry Potter crossover. After Fleur's death at Voldemort's hands in the final battle, Bill Weasley left England. Drifting from place to place, doing odd jobs, he finally sees an advertisement in a muggle paper, asking for a magician at an animation company.
Bill never expected to walk into a coven of necromancers.
Now, a year later, Bill finally has a place to call his own again. An office at Animators Inc., friends of his own, and a place among the local werewolves, and lover amongst the dark creatures of the night. But what will happen when his past comes looking for him? Who will he choose, the family he left behind, or the family he built?
Pairings: Anita/Jean-Claude, Richard/OC, Bill/Asher
Tropical Tootsie
An Anita Blake/Harry Potter Inevitable crossover. Winter in St. Louis takes forever. To cheer up an obviously depressed Jason, Nathaniel and Harry arrange a tropical theme for the Guilty Pleasures Christmas Party. On the night in question, Zane calls in his marker for a bet he made with Harry, and Harry shows up at the party in drag.
The dress has to be the reason Asher's hitting on me, right? Harry thought, alarmed, as the blond vampire leered at him across the room. This night couldn't get more disturbing!
Tell me the title of a story I haven't written, details optional, and I'll come up with a summary or synopsis
ETA: As this has gotten so very long, I'm now putting the summaries up here, in the body of the post, as well as in the comments. Enjoy! And keep at it, this is fun.
The Day The Bananas Stole Nathaniel
An epic love story between Anita and Nathaniel. After a blow-up between Anita and Richard, Anita snapped at Nathaniel about the lack of fruit in the house, and he vanished. Now, Anita must search high and low in all the supermarkets in town, trying to find her lost love before she dies of a broken heart. And scurvy.
Composed in Iambic Pentameter.
With Brothers Like These, Who Needs...
After the death of his parents in the Sunnydale crater, Xander receives a letter that he was really adopted, one of non-identical triplets, and that his real parents were British wizards. He, Faith and Robin go on a search for his other brothers, using clues in an odd Peruvian scroll, and find one brother is a werewolf in St. Louis.
Jason always wondered if he was adopted, seeing as how his parents and other siblings were tall with black hair and brown eyes. The appearance of the one-eyed carpenter from Galilee Sunnydale cinched it. With Jean-Claude's blessing, Xander and Jason, reunited at last, are about to go find their missing brother, who by all reports, beat a dark wizard in England and now lives in a bike shed about twenty miles outside of Kent, with 20 cats and a flobberworm farm.
Pairings: Robin/Faith, Xander/Luna, Harry/Firebolt, Jason/Remus/Tonks
DON"T PANIC!
It has been three years since Asher accidentally made Buffy his human servant, and Anita still has not forgiven him. Now, however, a rampaging vampire clan is sweeping its way across North America and Anita has no choice but to turn to The Slayer to prevent the massacre of the East Coast's lycanthrope population. Will hatred and jealousy turn to something a little less cold?
Warnings: Femmeslash, blood play, rubber chickens.
McGonagall Let Loose Her Hare!
A newly registered Animagus, Minerva McGonagall secretly transfigured a pineapple into a hare, setting it loose on the halls of Hogwarts, in her attempts to hone her kitty-cat hunting skillZ. Wackiness ensues.
Oh, wait, you said "Hair". Never mind.
No Down Payment
An Anita Blake/Resident Evil crossover. After the T-Virus wipes out Raccoon City, turning the residents into zombies, world leaders are clamoring for the nuclear annihilation of the city to prevent the contagion spreading. Anita is arrested by federal agents on magical murder charges, a death penalty offense, and offered a deal: Either she is tried by a bribed judge and executed within the week, or she has all charges dropped, her file wiped clean, in exchange for her walking into Raccoon City and taking a stand against the undead.
Now, Anita only has 24 hours to stop the onslaught, avoid being eaten, and to try and figure out why a girl named Alice looks so damned familiar...
When it rains, it pours
A Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Harry Potter crossover. Overwhelmed with all the new Slayers, Buffy walks out of the new Watcher's Council HQ in London one day, seeking some peace and quiet.
Frustrated with the demands of his job as an Unspeakable, Harry Potter hands in his resignation and walks out of the Ministry of Magic HQ one day, seeking a return to a saner time in his life.
Over an exhibit of ancient Celtic artifacts at the British Museum, a blonde American and a bespeckled Englishman meet. Trying to have a relationship, keeping secrets about their respective lives isn’t as easy as you'd think, for the Slayer and the Boy Who Lived.
Eyes of Winter
Merry Gentry fic. When Frost falls inexplicably ill, Merry and Doyle must race to find a cure before it's too late. With half the Unseelie Sidhe convinced that Merry's human background is to blame, the Princess's own life, and that of her Darkness, are on the line. Little do they know that the answers they seek will lead them back to a time before Frost was Sidhe, when he was simply... frost.
Lost and Found
A Harry Potter/Anita Blake crossover. Jason Schuler hasn't seen his British cousin in over ten years. She used to be this bossy little know-it-all, but then he gets a letter in the mail... she'll be in St. Louis for a week.
Now, Jason has to scramble to figure out what to tell her about his life and soon -- she flies in tomorrow. Odd, but she never said anything about what plane she would be on...
Handcuffs and Bloodloss
A Merry Gentry/Anita Blake crossover. Fed with how Anita is running the pard, wereleopard Elizabeth leaves town. She makes it no farther than Cahokia, Illinois, before she attracts the attention of Queen Andais, mistress of shadows, ruler of the Unseelie Sidhe.
"This," Elizabeth thought, "Could get interesting."
Warnings: Femmeslash, BDSM, tentaclepr0n
Just Ourselves and Immortality
An Anita Blake/Highlander crossover. Methos has spent thousands of years not needing anyone or anything. Friendship is one thing, but obligation? He never imagined that those two things could become so irrevocably entwined.
In1603, Methos was riding through the French countryside when, for right or wrong, he spotted a small boy drowning in a pond. He never knew why he dove in to save that child, a small, beautiful boy with black hair and dark blue eyes. It bothered him, his actions, for several years.
Now, with Joe Dawson's life in the hands of the Master of Seattle, Methos goes searching for the one vampire who might be willing to help him: Jean-Claude, Master of St. Louis...
I Wanna Play With Fire
An Anita Blake/Harry Potter crossover. Strange green fires have been starting in St. Louis, burning strange patterns into the sides of buildings. The Fire Department has no idea what is going on, but Det. Tammy Reynolds does. Reluctantly, she must contact very wizards her grandparents left England to escape. In particular, her cousin who works at the Ministry of Magic.
Will Arthur Weasley be able to help, before St. Louis goes up in flames?
Ring of Fire
A Stargate SG-1/Babylon 5 crossover.
"How will it end? In fire."
After finding the strange crystal on planet PX3-82W, Col. Sam Carter begins having a series of dreams that seem too much like memory. She remembers a war she never fought in, a wife lost to Shadows, a desperate fight to save the universe...
Now, the SGC must fight to save Sam as she slips farther and farther into this dream world, before she is lost to them forever!
No Power in the 'Verse
A Firefly fic. While River may be a dangerous killing machine, she is just a 17-year-old girl. After the events on Miranda, she wonders about the Captain and what it means to be a girl in love. In her quest to understand, she composes an epic love poem about the captain, Serenity, River, and space.
Features irate!Simon, confused!Mal, bemused!Inara, stoic!Zoe, wacky!ghost!Wash, and Jayne.
Harry Potter and the Evil Horde of Llamas
A Harry Potter/Anita Blake Inevitable crossover. While on vacation in St. Louis over Christmas, Harry is attacked by a werellama. With Anita busy on a case involving the theft of a truckload of vampire toothpaste, Harry, Jason and Nathaniel set out to find, once and for all, the lair of the evil werellamas.
Tonks, the Vagina that Told the World Remus Lupin is Straight
A Harry Potter fic. A character study of Nymphadora Tonks and her views on her May/December relationship with Remus Lupin. Includes the real truth behind the real relationship Wormtail destroyed with his betrayal: Remus and James Potter's forbidden love.
Dots
An Anita Blake/Harry Potter crossover. After Fleur's death at Voldemort's hands in the final battle, Bill Weasley left England. Drifting from place to place, doing odd jobs, he finally sees an advertisement in a muggle paper, asking for a magician at an animation company.
Bill never expected to walk into a coven of necromancers.
Now, a year later, Bill finally has a place to call his own again. An office at Animators Inc., friends of his own, and a place among the local werewolves, and lover amongst the dark creatures of the night. But what will happen when his past comes looking for him? Who will he choose, the family he left behind, or the family he built?
Pairings: Anita/Jean-Claude, Richard/OC, Bill/Asher
Tropical Tootsie
An Anita Blake/Harry Potter Inevitable crossover. Winter in St. Louis takes forever. To cheer up an obviously depressed Jason, Nathaniel and Harry arrange a tropical theme for the Guilty Pleasures Christmas Party. On the night in question, Zane calls in his marker for a bet he made with Harry, and Harry shows up at the party in drag.
The dress has to be the reason Asher's hitting on me, right? Harry thought, alarmed, as the blond vampire leered at him across the room. This night couldn't get more disturbing!