fits the challenge theme but i don't really care :|

[technophile]

Author: uuuuh well, me
Rating: PG-13ish, just for language
Pairing: Ocelot/Big Boss
Warnings: GAY
Words: 2218
Summary: Another version of the "gay chicken" story + aftermath, 'cause haku23's got the idea in my head and it wouldn't leave. HAHAHAHA

Comments

[athenemiranda]

Oh, this is priceless. I love the little repeated word motifs - the Big Boss office, the failed explanations, etc. And it's so fucking canon, like that bit in MGS3 where Eva is all 'DEAR GOD JUST FIGURE IT OUT ALREADY' on the topic of Ocelot and BB. You write a great clueless!BB. Tactless!BB. Whichever. And flouncy, flouncy Ocelot is flouncy and Ocelot. <3 it.

[darkfenixrising]

Why can I SO see this happening?? XD

And yeah... BB is so dense. I guess that's why I like him so much. ^^

[capri_chan]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CANON.

The other one was amazing in "wish-fulfilment" sense. This one is amazing in "Oh, God, he would totally react like that, wouldn't he? *facepalms and laughs at the same time*"

[mild_guy]

Adorable, and based on canon, gotta love it. My sympathies were with the random faceless soldiers. To have a boss like that and be placed in that situation...

Loved the dialogue.

[_dahne_]

Laughed so very hard. I love that behind the badassery of Ocelot and Big Boss, they are so very bitchy and clueless, respectively.

Ocelot absolutely flounces.