Comments | mgs_slash: For <strong class="lj-user"><a href="/read/user/croik">croik</a></strong>, FO' REEL

elendraug in mgs_slash

For croik, FO' REEL

Dec 27, 2005 05:32

A few days late, sorry. ^^; Hope you like!

Title: can't think of one XD;
Author: StarWolf (elendraug at yahoo dot com)
Pairing: Big Boss/Ocelot
Rating: NC-17!!1 but more like a hard R.
Request: "When they're older--in or just around Outer Heaven from the first game."

( Untitled Big Boss x Ocelot porn! + sad attempt at fanart )

fanfic, nsfw (explicit sex), mg, 2005, fanart, big boss/ocelot, secret santa 2005

Comments 15

irrion December 27 2005, 16:35:54 UTC

Hee hee. This was awfully cute. I can just see Big Boss abusing his power like this--after all, what good is power if you can't use it to get a little nookie with your fondest rival/secret co-conspirator? The bit about Big Boss struggling to come up with something to talk about during sex--and what he eventually latched onto--was hilarious. Cute pic, too!

elendraug December 27 2005, 17:52:11 UTC

X33 Thank youuu. Glad you liked it/them! :D

AMEN. Sucks for Clinton :|

It's a shame Para-Medic didn't tell him that a random plant was an aphrodisiac or something. XD

childcage December 27 2005, 17:18:57 UTC

"... Some will recharge your batteries." Ocelot sends him a quizzical look but quickly dismisses the issue.

Love. XDDDDDDD

elendraug December 27 2005, 17:53:04 UTC

<333!

XDDD That'd be the pinnacle of "...wtf?", methinks

STILL TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR ICON

childcage December 27 2005, 17:54:31 UTC

YES I SAW IT APPROPRIATE FOR THE OCCASION.

I can totally see Snake talking about mushrooms in attempts at creating a sexy mood. D:

elendraug December 27 2005, 18:23:46 UTC

"And the 'Ural Luminescent' mushroom looks like it should be edible but is actually poisonous, so you don't want to put one of those in your mouth...UNLIKE SOME THINGS ;OOOOO"

"Dude, shut the fuck up. D:"

":<"

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charshy December 27 2005, 22:06:01 UTC

Present-tense aaaaaaaaaghhhhhh *meltdeath* Okay, that's just me being a cow and despising the present-tense with a passion. ^^;; You actually pull it off well, but it's a tricky bitch to work with. Well-done!

I loved the mushroom thing. Man, mushroom-talk gets me hard everytime. XD

elendraug December 27 2005, 22:28:18 UTC

Dude, I TRIED writing this in past-tense, but got to...the couch-rearranging and just GAVE UP 'cos it's too tough. ;; Past tense is evil and it hates me. But ahaha, thanks. XDD

Oh, those sexy mushrooms. So fucking hot. They need fungi porno.

charshy December 28 2005, 00:20:13 UTC

ESPECIALLY FOR YOU ( ... )

elendraug December 28 2005, 02:01:26 UTC

oh my fucking god charshy

i think you just permanently broke my brain

...<3

_dahne_ December 28 2005, 02:31:55 UTC

PICTURE. SO. CUTE.

elendraug December 28 2005, 03:02:51 UTC

Eeee, y'think so? XD <3! I wish I could hug them both but they're kinda crazy.

YOUR ICON. MAKES ME WANT TO PLAY THAT STRONGBAD GAME AGAIN. XD

croik December 28 2005, 14:51:00 UTC

HAHAHA Mushrooms! XDDDD Talking dirty will never be the same.

I loves it. Yay for old man porn! And you're right, the pic totally adds 1000. It kinda makes me think Ocelot's saying, "Look at my tongue. And SUCK IT. Suck it you American capitalist dog!!"

Well, maybe not that far. But I like it XDDDD Thanks so much!

elendraug December 28 2005, 16:10:57 UTC

XDD Maybe he should've talked about dirt itself.

"And there's sand, and clay, and then different types of loam, and topsoil's really valuable--"
"SFLKGJLDKFJG >OOO"
":O What?"

Fweee, I'm so glad you enjoyed it. XD This one was SO FUN TO WRITE and I'm really glad I got your request <333 Yay for oldmanporn, 'cos they're still fucking HOT.

AHhahaha XDDD *sporfleDIE* omfg, I'm gonna start telling people that. SUCK IT, YOU CAPITALIST DOG! No manners~

But you're very welcome~ X3 Thanks for requesting a great...request! XDD