my day, in hastily executed haiku form:

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sir, no good can come
from showing your stoma to
one who protests it

the image may fade
but the appetite may be
slow to recover

in the future, please
contemplate: soap, water, smell
hygiene remains key

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i'm not joking, so please excuse my enthusiasm. i LOVE haikus. more, please.