shave you bald (and spray paint your head)

[metisket]

Hallo.

Here there is ridiculous DGM fic about shaving people bald.

DGM belongs to Hoshino, and not to me. I defy her by writing something happy. *defies!!!*

Thank you to zephy_magnum  for the beta! :D

This one's for questofdreams  (in case you're online and in need of distraction).

...*flees*

Comments

[a1y_puff]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGGG MY BRAAAAAIIIIINNN YOU KILED IT WITHT HE IMAGE OF KANDA'S SHINY!BALD!HEAD OMGGGG *DEDDEDDEDDEDDED*

Holy shit I had to restrin myself not to gasp and laugh out loud because--because I'm at the office and should be working but OMG!! *rofl*

Aaaand of course, of course Kanda doesn't mourn over it. And of course he would still look hot OMG--I have no words.

And the image of him sprawling with a self-satisfied smirk and shiny!bald!head just killed me for real there. God, and the image of him running to Lenalee.
It's like, like you know, Allena nd Kanda are brothers and Kanda running to mommy!Lenalee because Allen was bad to him. Except. Brothers don't think their brother's hot with bald head. *snickers*.

Oh and I still love that your Lenalee is as crazy as ever. She's actually telling Allen to fight Kanda only to get his ass kicked and this: He glances over at Kanda’s distracting shiny head and distracting dark eyes and the distracting way he’s stroking Mugen, and oh God, Allen is going to lose. <--is pure WIN

[metisket]

WAH HA HA.

I can actually see Kanda starting to get really upset about it until he looked in a mirror. Then it would be like, "Never mind, it's not so bad, time to make Walker's life a living hell." XD

When I hacked all my hair off at one point, my grandmother was BY FAR AND AWAY the most upset. And then when the guys used to shave their heads for swimming, it was always some mother or sister who would burst into tears. I am SURE Lenalee would be the same way. :D

Poor Lavi. Poor, poor Lavi. *snickers*

Thank you so much for the happy comment! ...Sorry to distract you at work. XD

[a1y_puff]

I can actually see Kanda starting to get really upset about it until he looked in a mirror. Then it would be like, "Never mind, it's not so bad, time to make Walker's life a living hell."
I can SO see that happeniong, for some reason. And lol "It's not so bad" Kanda? So it's okay since you still look hot? XD

I want to see Lenalee ramapging on Lavi too XD;;;

and it's a nice distratcion! just what I need after the latest chapter with the epic angst. I've been wnatng to read something... well... dorky so yeah <3

[eiliem]

I　☆☆looooooooveeee☆☆ yoouu &hearts

love love love hee~

Oh Lenalee

Hoshino! MOAR LENALEE KTHXBAI!!!!

for the crime of taking Kanda’s hair away from her.

*giggle* &hearts&hearts&hearts

Oh that D. Gray-Man were a happy(er) place again. *sigh*

This was all just... so happymaking. Happy happy happy \o/ &hearts

*snuggles fic and its happiness*

Did I mention that I love you? :D

[metisket]

I SECOND THIS MOAR LENALEE DEMAND!

It's been too long since there was a ridiculous (and yet character-awesome) crack interlude. I think that is the problem. More crack! Less apocalypse!

But I'm glad the fic made you happy. XD ♥ ♥ ♥ Thank you!

[call_me_ishmael]

It was bad enough when the last chapter gave him LAVENDER HAIR, now THIS!

I'm not sure I'll be able to take Kanda seriously again.

Ahaha, thank you for this!

[metisket]

You're welcome! :D I'm glad you liked it!

Heh. Only very rarely does Kanda deserve to be taken seriously. XD

Thank you for the comment!

[mitsuko_chan]

Um, this is the most beautiful thing ever written.

Just FYI.

♥♥♥

[metisket]

Thank you so much! Haha, it was pretty fun to write. XD

♥!

[ryuujidiceboy]

Oh god, the images in this killed meXD. I would love to see someone draw bald!Kanda~.
Allen tries to feel a little bit bad about what he just did there. He fails pretty comprehensively.<--I love Allen~.
I also thinks it's funny he's thinking about poker while being yelled at~.
Awesome story~! Pure Win~!

[metisket]

XD I would also love to see someone draw bald!Kanda! That would be amazing. ^_^

Oh, Allen. :D He'd be the best evil little brother in the world. If only! Oh, the lost opportunities.

In a way, he's a bit like Cross's evil little brother, but Cross contributed so much to the evil that it doesn't really count. XD

I'm happy you enjoyed it! :D Thanks for the comment!

[a1y_puff]

....I'm gonna draw it 8D

will prolly only manage a sketch though, but I myself want to see it so yeah XD