you'll be happier when i'm gone. i'm much too busy to worry...

[metermind]

i decided monday night that the beard had to go. it's getting too hot. i do this every year. grow it out for the winter. shave it off for the summer. the one thing that makes this year different is that beth had a digital camera to document the fun.

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[metermind]

all except for the handlebars.
they look tough and you know it.

[hellovoltage]

the anxious crowd hushed as
he re-moved his mustache
going through three different characters such as

Handlebar Hernandez from orange county choppers
or The Pervert who likes sonic jalapeno poppers
people made offers as he shaved himself silly
"do a Salvador Dali!" "or Lumberjack Billy!"

but he quieted the crowd, signaling the paparazzi
as they photographed The Ultimate Chi-cano Nazi

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[metermind]

shel silverstein in the house.

[chicajive47]

i cant decide which is my favorite, the handlebars or the pervert! i think this calls for custom made pins!

[metermind]

of course! pins! i never thought about that!

[cook_emonster]

haha. hilarious.

[metermind]

dont you wish you could grow a beard?