Merry Christmas

[metatronis]

Happy Thankgivetime. I hope you feel all the love and warmth of the holidays creep under your sleeves like a burrowing rodent. Have a good turkey.

And to those of you who aren't American:
how dare you.

How dare you.

♥♥♥

Comments

Re: Today I am thankful for not being American?

[metatronis]

Oh hey thanks. You're right, America is pretty awesome. I just ate, like, a thousand turkeys.
Have fun polishing your monocles and eating crumpets or whatever.

Re: I'm so utterly jealous. (Seriously.)

[metatronis]

......okay, it was all a lie! I'm a fraud!
I'm actually a vegetarian, so the only thing that went down my gullet was tofurkey.
But rest assured, my relatives did their part in the turkey war, even if I failed horribly.