Honestly, I didn't so much want a new me as to find the DLC for the old me that has the extra energy packs. I like me, but nobody warned me at character creation that life was basically an ammo conservation game with very few vending machines. - ursulav

Context is finding the New Year... sorta meh.

This hit-and-run gem comes from another of dochermes' anonymice:

Due to its extreme, uncontrollable hyperactivity and erratic behavior that frequently includes unprovoked, savage attacks on anyone within reach, the meth lab is one of the most unpopular breeds of all time. That's one pooch that will never be shown at Westminster.

Context brings us a still ( Read more... )

An anonymouse over at dochermes' informs us that now there's a solution:

During a full moon, I used to be embarrassed going out and stalking prey because my pelt just didn't seem as lustrous and shiny as it could be ( Read more... )

tacit has gifted his cat, Beryl, with not one, but TWO boxes. ( It's like kitty xmas. (cut for length) )

A typo in a Sherlock fanfic amuses drawlight_jimmy:

I'm guessing since this is a post S3 fic you meant 'former' but having Moriarty referred to as Sherlock's 'formal enemy' did make me laugh.

I'm not sure which image I like better Sherlock and Moriarty fighting each other in tuxes or sending engraved formal invitations to become each other's nemesis.Thereby ( Read more... )

Snoopy: aviator; star athlete; bon vivant--and, as jimhines reveals, far more:

Proposal: Snoopy is actually a Time Lord. Probably the Doctor.

Evidence:1. Snoopy was first sighted on Earth in October of 1950, and was around for far longer than any known beagle. Also, his appearance changed over time. (But he’s always been a white male ( Read more... )

jimhines meditates on how real life differs from RPGs:Game Master (GM): When you try to print out your document, you find that the color printer is jammed. What do you do?
Random Computer User from 4th Floor (RCU): I open up the printer to see if I can find the paper.
GM: (Makes a few dice rolls) You see a bit of white trapped among the ink cartridges ( Read more... )

shiv5468 has written a little scene where the rules of Internet Porn are applied."You don't even know what we want you do do." The Second Prefect pouted ( Read more... )

kosaginolegion finds John Scalzi to be a useful Early Authorbrattery Warning System:

You know, while I enjoy the "Old Man's War" series, I'm beginning to think that Scalzi's greatest service to me as a reader is his way of attracting the hate and loathing of writers whom I will never ever want to read ( Read more... )

Courtesy of woogledesigns, a poetic Vertigo/DC plotbunny:

One for Sandman fans: I had a dream of Morpheus, who saw an invasion of earth that would go through the dreaming to reach target. Morpheus, who foresaw the plan even as it was being dreamt up by the aliens, was obligated to mount a defense. He recruited two sleeping Green Lanterns, one of Alan Scott of ( Read more... )