HEY! Do you want to have SO MUCH RAIN?
Try POWERCLOUD! It's weather for people who need GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF PRECIPITATION.
With all new varieties like SUMMERBURST! Cloud overload! It's like adding a rainstorm to ANOTHER RAINSTORM!
Sound the alarm, you're going to get UNSEASONABLY WET.
What's that? You want sunshine? Well, how about UN-SHINE? Made with gloom. REAL GLOOM!
Seasonal Affective Disorder. AAAGGGGHHH!! You'll have it.
It's weather for men. TESTOSTIRAIN!
Context is experiencing the weather that will make you AAAGGGGHHH rain AAAGGGGHHH