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On the subject of consensual rape (!), pirsquar and koga have this to say:
koga: I PLUNDER HER MOUTH!!!
(After asking and getting a signed consent form.)
pirsquar: So help me, this sounds like something from a twisted D&D campaign.
DM: "You find the kidnapped princess, strapped to the table, out cold."
PC: "I PLUNDER HER MOUTH!!!"
DM: "Umm... Roll?"
PC: "4"
DM: "She chokes on your manhood and dies. The king has now put a price on your head. Congratulations."
koga: "Roll save vs Cock."
"Pardon?"
"Roll save vs Cock."
"Uh.... 2."
"It bashes your Cervix. Take 2 points of damage."
Context is talkin' nerdy to you.
koga: I PLUNDER HER MOUTH!!!
(After asking and getting a signed consent form.)
pirsquar: So help me, this sounds like something from a twisted D&D campaign.
DM: "You find the kidnapped princess, strapped to the table, out cold."
PC: "I PLUNDER HER MOUTH!!!"
DM: "Umm... Roll?"
PC: "4"
DM: "She chokes on your manhood and dies. The king has now put a price on your head. Congratulations."
koga: "Roll save vs Cock."
"Pardon?"
"Roll save vs Cock."
"Uh.... 2."
"It bashes your Cervix. Take 2 points of damage."
Context is talkin' nerdy to you.