sakuya_baby tells of being asked by a brainless twit, "What's it like to be Japanese?"
plumespixie2 offers advice on how to deal with the question:
You should have told her that being Japanese means you get a government issued
Gundam to ride to school every day; if you want them you can have cat ears surgically attached at will; you MUST wear a school girl uniform at least once a month, regardless of your gender; and there are random tentacle monsters who roam the streets of shinjuku raping anything that moves - but you always end up liking it, so it's okay.
Link in quote is mine.
Context is turning Japanese; it
really thinks so.