Why the words "opera" and "logic" are rarely heard in the same sentence
mundungus42 summarizes "Theodora:"
Mean Roman Dude: I'm going to get all those naughty Christians! Anybody who doesn't make a sacrifice to Roman gods will be killed! Muahahahaha!
Secretly Christian Roman: Harsh!
Non-Christian But Virtuous Roman: Innit? But it's like, the law and some shit.
Theodora: This is like, a violation of my rights. Kill me then!
Mean Roman Dude: No death for you, since you're so keen on it. Let's see what else you're up for, eh?
Theodora: *prays for death*
Secretly Christian Roman: Buddy. Help?
Non-Christian But Virtuous Roman: I'm going to admire the sunset for a while.
Secretly Christian Roman: Sweet! Now that I've snuck in to your prison, Theodora, switch clothes with me and escape!
Theodora: Don't you find it the least bit odd that someone who would rather die than lose her chastity is so quick to take off her clothes? No? All right, then. *escapes*
Mean Roman Dude: WTF?
Christians: Suck it!
Context offers more and knows her Handel from her Haydn when the wind is southerly.
Mean Roman Dude: I'm going to get all those naughty Christians! Anybody who doesn't make a sacrifice to Roman gods will be killed! Muahahahaha!
Secretly Christian Roman: Harsh!
Non-Christian But Virtuous Roman: Innit? But it's like, the law and some shit.
Theodora: This is like, a violation of my rights. Kill me then!
Mean Roman Dude: No death for you, since you're so keen on it. Let's see what else you're up for, eh?
Theodora: *prays for death*
Secretly Christian Roman: Buddy. Help?
Non-Christian But Virtuous Roman: I'm going to admire the sunset for a while.
Secretly Christian Roman: Sweet! Now that I've snuck in to your prison, Theodora, switch clothes with me and escape!
Theodora: Don't you find it the least bit odd that someone who would rather die than lose her chastity is so quick to take off her clothes? No? All right, then. *escapes*
Mean Roman Dude: WTF?
Christians: Suck it!
Context offers more and knows her Handel from her Haydn when the wind is southerly.