In which The Omniscient God of Love Knows That Love Hurts
In response to my post, jazzfish takes the wheel in the car on the road to hell:
tamnonlinear:
This morning, on the way to work, I read the sign outside the Lutheran-or-maybe-Methodist church down the street. It said:
The Lord God Almight Loves You!
He Really Does!
Which I smiled at for a brief moment before my mind added in a few extra lines to the sign:
No Really, He's Not Just Saying That.
Please Stop Crying.
He Did Not Mean It Like That.
It Was All Just a Mistranslation, Honestly.
jazzfish: Why you gotta make Him keep smiting you, baby?
Context suspects the Isrealites didn't actually walk into a doorknob. QWP.
tamnonlinear:
This morning, on the way to work, I read the sign outside the Lutheran-or-maybe-Methodist church down the street. It said:
The Lord God Almight Loves You!
He Really Does!
Which I smiled at for a brief moment before my mind added in a few extra lines to the sign:
No Really, He's Not Just Saying That.
Please Stop Crying.
He Did Not Mean It Like That.
It Was All Just a Mistranslation, Honestly.
jazzfish: Why you gotta make Him keep smiting you, baby?
Context suspects the Isrealites didn't actually walk into a doorknob. QWP.