I seem to be playing the NNWM theme song totally by accident.
flemco hates on NNWM:
Mostly because it all ends up being worldwide Interwebs Circle Jerk over how cool everyone is. Fists a-pumpin, veins a-throbbin', the "Wrimos" *shudder* line up and yank each other off with their amazing "critiques" and "opinions" over the bullshit that each of their compatriots wrote.
...
"WAAAAAAAH BUT JAMES, IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY SOMEONE CAN'T BE A WRITER!"
The world isn't nice. Reality isn't nice. The reality is that there are many people who want to be something that they can't actually be. Your mommies might have told you darlings that you can do anything in the world that you desire, and anyone who says otherwise is a big mean boo-boo-head.
The cold, hard reality is that real writers write. Nanowrimo is something cooked up to placate the wannabes who want to pretend.
senatorfuckface responds in turn:
"Hey man what are you doing."
"Oh I'm just kinda sketching a bit, I'm trying to get better, work on my-"
"OH STAB ME IN THE EYES WITH SHIT SMEARED CORN HOLDERS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING"
"I'm-"
"WHAT"
"just trying-"
"DO"
"to enjoy-"
"YOU"
"a hobby-"
"THINK"
"of mine"
"YOU ARE DOING WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING OH DEAR LORD SOMEBODY PLEASE SLIT MY THROAT, CAUTERIZE THE WOUND, AND FUCK MY NECK LIKE A TREMBLING BITCH THIS IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING THING GOING ON RIGHT HERE HOW YOU MEAN TO CREATE GREAT ART LIKE THIS"
"But it's just an exercise to improve a little, it's not really meant to produce anything remarkable-"
"OH JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST SOMEBODY FORCEFEED ME A DICK THIS IS PURE MISERY HOW CAN YOU IN ALL GOOD CONSCIENCE CREATE SOMETHING NOT MEANT TO BE A SERIOUS WORK OF ART ART IS A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS AND SHOULD NOT BE HANDLED BY THOSE UNQUALIFIED I BET YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST"
"Well I guess in the most basic terms you would say that-"
"YOU ARE NOT AN ARTIST I AM AN ARTIST I SUFFER FOR MY WORK I TAKE MY WORK SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I BLEED WHEN I DRAW I BLEED A LOT AND IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO BLEED FOR YOUR WORK AND TAKE A PUNCH INTO THE GUT THEN YOU SIR ARE NO ARTIST I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOMEONE RIP OFF MY TOENAILS AND GIVE ME A LEMON JUICE PEDICURE HOW CAN YOU EVEN DO THIS"
"Whatever man, I'm gonna go somewhere I can draw in peace."
...
"Fuck that guy, thinks he's an artist just because he tries to sketch. That's not the point of art. Art is about appreciating what other, better people have created for you to enjoy. You don't create art, others create art for you, because they are qualified to express your emotions to you and you are not."
...
"Hey man what are you up to."
"I'm just practicing my jump shot, I'm not great but I try to play a little basketball every day because-"
"WHAT"
Context should not be read with a flaming keyboard or a mouth full of liquid.
Mostly because it all ends up being worldwide Interwebs Circle Jerk over how cool everyone is. Fists a-pumpin, veins a-throbbin', the "Wrimos" *shudder* line up and yank each other off with their amazing "critiques" and "opinions" over the bullshit that each of their compatriots wrote.
...
"WAAAAAAAH BUT JAMES, IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY SOMEONE CAN'T BE A WRITER!"
The world isn't nice. Reality isn't nice. The reality is that there are many people who want to be something that they can't actually be. Your mommies might have told you darlings that you can do anything in the world that you desire, and anyone who says otherwise is a big mean boo-boo-head.
The cold, hard reality is that real writers write. Nanowrimo is something cooked up to placate the wannabes who want to pretend.
senatorfuckface responds in turn:
"Hey man what are you doing."
"Oh I'm just kinda sketching a bit, I'm trying to get better, work on my-"
"OH STAB ME IN THE EYES WITH SHIT SMEARED CORN HOLDERS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING"
"I'm-"
"WHAT"
"just trying-"
"DO"
"to enjoy-"
"YOU"
"a hobby-"
"THINK"
"of mine"
"YOU ARE DOING WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING OH DEAR LORD SOMEBODY PLEASE SLIT MY THROAT, CAUTERIZE THE WOUND, AND FUCK MY NECK LIKE A TREMBLING BITCH THIS IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING THING GOING ON RIGHT HERE HOW YOU MEAN TO CREATE GREAT ART LIKE THIS"
"But it's just an exercise to improve a little, it's not really meant to produce anything remarkable-"
"OH JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST SOMEBODY FORCEFEED ME A DICK THIS IS PURE MISERY HOW CAN YOU IN ALL GOOD CONSCIENCE CREATE SOMETHING NOT MEANT TO BE A SERIOUS WORK OF ART ART IS A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS AND SHOULD NOT BE HANDLED BY THOSE UNQUALIFIED I BET YOU CALL YOURSELF AN ARTIST"
"Well I guess in the most basic terms you would say that-"
"YOU ARE NOT AN ARTIST I AM AN ARTIST I SUFFER FOR MY WORK I TAKE MY WORK SERIOUSLY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I BLEED WHEN I DRAW I BLEED A LOT AND IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO BLEED FOR YOUR WORK AND TAKE A PUNCH INTO THE GUT THEN YOU SIR ARE NO ARTIST I MEAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE SOMEONE RIP OFF MY TOENAILS AND GIVE ME A LEMON JUICE PEDICURE HOW CAN YOU EVEN DO THIS"
"Whatever man, I'm gonna go somewhere I can draw in peace."
...
"Fuck that guy, thinks he's an artist just because he tries to sketch. That's not the point of art. Art is about appreciating what other, better people have created for you to enjoy. You don't create art, others create art for you, because they are qualified to express your emotions to you and you are not."
...
"Hey man what are you up to."
"I'm just practicing my jump shot, I'm not great but I try to play a little basketball every day because-"
"WHAT"
Context should not be read with a flaming keyboard or a mouth full of liquid.