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adnault explains just WHY Vikings > pirates:
They were so bad ass they didn't just take over ships they took over LAND
Context drinks apple brandy from mugs made from the skulls of its enemies. (Beat THAT with your little...rum..!)
And since I have to combine the other (insert grumbling here)...
nemesisbecoming knows how to get the votes:
If ever I ran for president...
Press: "Ma'am, pictures have surfaced of you naked at a sex club whipping the shit out of a guy bound in leather with a long piece of licorice and a wide smile on your face."
Me: "Best third date EVER. And...?"
Context is all about the kink.
They were so bad ass they didn't just take over ships they took over LAND
Context drinks apple brandy from mugs made from the skulls of its enemies. (Beat THAT with your little...rum..!)
And since I have to combine the other (insert grumbling here)...
nemesisbecoming knows how to get the votes:
If ever I ran for president...
Press: "Ma'am, pictures have surfaced of you naked at a sex club whipping the shit out of a guy bound in leather with a long piece of licorice and a wide smile on your face."
Me: "Best third date EVER. And...?"
Context is all about the kink.