"I confess it openly."
ogamiakira took the Nerd Test and failed:
"I blame my failure as a nerd on the classic three pitfalls: books, boobs, and dismembering my fellow man.
"It's too late for me now. But surely, out there somewhere in the wild hinterlands of the tubes which make up the internets, there must be a Yoohoo group to help those young people who still have a chance to attain the sublime nerdity which escaped my grasp."
Context has "never read or written FanFic about Darth Vader having sex with the lion-man thing from the 'Beauty and the Beast' series" either. (Public post, but QWP anyway.)
"I blame my failure as a nerd on the classic three pitfalls: books, boobs, and dismembering my fellow man.
"It's too late for me now. But surely, out there somewhere in the wild hinterlands of the tubes which make up the internets, there must be a Yoohoo group to help those young people who still have a chance to attain the sublime nerdity which escaped my grasp."
Context has "never read or written FanFic about Darth Vader having sex with the lion-man thing from the 'Beauty and the Beast' series" either. (Public post, but QWP anyway.)