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Jul 05, 2007 16:17

deltashade rethinks some Potter casting choices in statements...

"If Ah-nold Schwarzenhoffenmcdurgenman were Sirius, the movie would have gone so much better; Harry could have, like, been in trouble and shit, and Sirius would just yell "HARRY, GET TO DE CHOPPAH", and Harry would be all "what choppah, speak English", but then Buckbeak comes out of nowhere and OH SHIT, SIRIUS FITTED HIM WITH HELICOPTER BLADES, and then Buckbeak and Harry and Sirius fly away in slow motion while Hogwarts explodes and a bald eagle flies past (that's actually Voldemort in disguise) and Sirius throws Harry's wand at and through the bald eagle and everything is once again right in the wizarding world."

Context is not afraid of your drapes.
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