Another hilarious and accurate summary

[soleta_nf]

Someone came in late on news and asked what they missed. gogoicarus summed up the situation beautifully here.

basicly it went down like this:

christian fundie group: MAN WE SURE HATE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AND WANT TO SHOOT THEM ALL. WE ALSO WANT THE SOUTH TO RISE AGAIN. JESUS BOOT CAMPS FOR THE GAYS KLDFSLDFSD *FROTH FROTH*

lj: dum dee dum dum *doing lj things*
fundies: LIVEJOURNAL YOUR SITE CONTAINS PEDOPHILIA ENCOURAGING JOURNALS PLUS ENCOURAGES RAPE
lj: yes but under free spee-
fundies: WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOUR SPONSERS AND TAKE AWAY YOUR MONEY(note: not sure if this is what the case was)
lj: SHIIIIIIIIT *deletes 500 journals without warning*

meanwhile...

random fandom: what the?! our draco/sephiroth roleplay journal got deleted for pedophilia!!?!
lj: *REFUSES TO TELL ANYONE ON LIVEJOURNAL WHATS GOING ON*
fandom: EXPLANATION PLZ
lj: *talks to news websites but not its own website*

then, later...

lj: holy shit we deleted all these fandom journals and now the fandoms are PISSED OFF we are in so deep man
fandom: RAWR BEHOLD ALL THAT IS LJ DRAMA AND TREMBLE
lj: we are trembling. okay listen fandom we really fucked up we are super super sorry and we will try to fix it.
fandom: WE HATE YOU THATS NOT AN EXPLANATION.
lj: WE'LL FIX IT WE'LL FIX IT
fandom: YOU BETTER OR WE'LL RAPE YOU IN THE WALLET. HOW'S THAT STRIKE YOU FOR SUGGESTIVE MATERIAL AGAINST YOUR TOS?!
lj: D:

and that brings us up to the present!