wemblee gives us some PotC3 thoughts.
'Cause the first movie was all, "You can be a pirate and a good man! (You can also be a Navy dude and a good man! A snarky good man!)" But the next two are like, Pirates Of The Caribbean: Everyone's A Dick.
Also, on that note, Barbossa must be *really* annoying in bed. Or in any kind of romantic situation. There needs to be a story where he's on some date and every time he wants to say something romantic, he just yells it really loud.
Context knows how to talk like a lover (spoilers, obviously)
Also, on that note, Barbossa must be *really* annoying in bed. Or in any kind of romantic situation. There needs to be a story where he's on some date and every time he wants to say something romantic, he just yells it really loud.
Context knows how to talk like a lover (spoilers, obviously)