Harry Potter Wank Like You've Never Seen!

[callmecaito]

Oh, Harry Potter fandom.



seraphtrevs:
HARRY: But...why? ;_;
DUMBLEDORE AND JAMES: We did it for the lulz.
LILY: I LOL'D

slasheuse:
SNAPE: AHAHAHAHA n00b.
HARRY: ...*omgcriez*
SNAPE: stfu.

seraphtrevs:
RON: HAHAHA PWNED! VOLDEMORT = BEST SOCK PUPPET EVAR!
HERMIONE: Y HELO THAR DUMBLEDORE
DUMBLEDORE: How did you know it was me?
HERMIONE: Traced your ISP. Duh.

slasheuse:
DOBBY: God, it was tedious, being stupid all that time. Somebody light me a fag?
LUCIUS: ME ME ME. YOU CAN LIGHT ME, SIR.
DOBBY: Oh, thank heavens, things are back to normal now.

seraphtrevs:
SNAPE: *writes up wank report*

slasheuse:
DOBBY: *leans over his shoulder* Oh, ugh, you've misspelt "hebetudinous".

seraphtrevs:
BELLATRIX: Honestly, Snape, Fandom_Wank? What ever happened to civility in fandom?
SNAPE: LOL CULT OF NICE. Petfucker, are you for real?
PETER: His hed was pastede on yey!
SNAPE: OLD MEME!
PETER: ;_;
HARRY: *calls intrawebz lawyer*
SNAPE: XD XD XD Just when I thought it couldn't get funnier...
HARRY: *goes off to commit pseuicide*
LOCKHART: Hey, why wasn't I informed of any of this?
SNAPE: Because you're a goddamn plagiarist.
LOCKHART: IT WAS A PASTICHE!!!!
SIRIUS: *undeletes journal* HAY GUYZ - not dead either lol
SNAPE: I KNEW IT!!!
SIRIUS: Gee, what tipped you off, Snivellus? The death by curtain bit? You sure are a clever bloke.
SNAPE: STFU. Wanker.
REMUS: Pads! How could you! I started a charity in your name! I...I feel so betrayed... *defriends*

Discussion, originally on hogwarts_elite, recounted in a flocked post on seraphtrevs's journal. QWP.