RAIN IN ARIZONA?! aurora-z investigates.

[eighthcloud]

Me: Hey, cool it's raining! I'll have to be more careful when driving to work.

AZ DRIVERS: OH NOES!!! WHAT IS THIS EVIL SUBSTANCE THAT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY?!?

Me: Dude. Chill. It's rain.

AZ DRIVERS: THIS IS THE DEVIL'S WORK! *slow down to 30 mph*

Me: Um, speed limit's 45 there, buckaroo.

AZ DRIVERS: DEAR GOD, HOW EVER SHALL WE SURVIVE THIS APOCOLYPTIC WEATHER?!?

Me: *blinkblink* The... rain? It's barely sprinkling.

AZ DRIVERS: OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! *slow down to 25 mph*

Me: Oh my god, are you joking?

AZ DRIVERS: Let us pray.

No context. QWP. All That Jazz.