Vampire Awareness Campaign... get your black ribbon today
Quoted from the ever enjoyable evadne_noel:
People, I hope you all realize that a vampire is not an appropriate substitute for a proper acupuncturist. I know the Holistic Vampirism Council has been very active in promoting vampires as an alternative pain reliever, but independent studies have clearly shown that they are far exaggerating their claims. People visiting vampires are far more likely to report increased pain, as well as fatigue, open wounds, and rising from the dead to drink the blood of the living. Never mind that there is no way to guarantee that the vampire has sanitized the piercing apparatus.
QWP: Context has not been properly sterilized.
People, I hope you all realize that a vampire is not an appropriate substitute for a proper acupuncturist. I know the Holistic Vampirism Council has been very active in promoting vampires as an alternative pain reliever, but independent studies have clearly shown that they are far exaggerating their claims. People visiting vampires are far more likely to report increased pain, as well as fatigue, open wounds, and rising from the dead to drink the blood of the living. Never mind that there is no way to guarantee that the vampire has sanitized the piercing apparatus.
QWP: Context has not been properly sterilized.