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[metaphorsbwithu]

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A TIP OF THE HAT TO THE TSA AND MORE AND MORE “BIG BROTHER” GOVERNMENTI haven’t written any song parodies in a while due to circumstances beyond my control (we all have our ups and downs but must keep trying to move forward) but here’s at least one parody (I may do another) on the current invasive/demeaning/disturbing policies pu in place by

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[japanesedream]

I was just reading about some of this stuff today; it makes me a bit nervous - I'm flying next month!! :P

Yule find out

[metaphorsbwithu]

Oh, Marlene. Don't sweat it. I'd just go through the scan and hope for the best.

Unless I could pick a nice, female, blond Nordic type named "Inga" to pat me down, which is what you'd probably get (unless you have the option of picking an "opposite sex" patter-downer).

On second thought, I've seens pics and I don't think that's very likely. Yours would pprobably look more like Janet Napolitano (no offense to "Big Sis" but we're not all 10s).
;-)

But how exciting! Take lots of pics and do jot down all of your adventures to recount later.

And I'll be looking for those TSA scans on-line. :-)

Re: Yule find out

[japanesedream]

Thanks for the advice!! I was wondering about the scan; I didn't want to set off any radiation counters or anything afterward. :P

LOL! A good-looking Asian lad wouldn't go amiss in the pat-down department! XD I wouldn't mind an Inga, either, tho' she prob'ly wouldn't look like one of those chicks on the Swedish Bikini Team. XD Hey, I'd be happy with Swiss Miss. ^_^ My luck, I'd get one more like those lady wrestlers we used to see on tv, the ones that were the female version of the WWF/WWE. XD

Or Janet Napolitano. XD

Yes, I'm feeling very lucky & excited! 2 weeks to go!

Thanks! Yep, I'll definitely be taking pics, & recounting my adventures in nauseating amounts of detail. XD

LOL, let me know if you find my scan! XD I'll be sure & write all about it in my report. XD