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[metapho]

Lat night my wife had a very strange dream in which Lucille Ball was going around stroking women's breasts claiming it was the only was she could relax, even though it might land her in prison for 13 years. I will never be able to watch reruns of I Love Lucy again

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[ex_humanfema327]

And sending me nice emails!

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[metapho]

I decided in the end to eat my own bodyweight in olive ciabatta and houmous.

[ex_humanfema327]

A noble endeavour! Any good? I had vegan pizza night before last! Wehey. How much baking soda can you eat before you die?
God i love olive ciabatta.

[flypoodle]

did any of the girls say "i love lucy"?