My want ad

[metalkasian1day]

WANTED: A GOOD LOOKING guy who will act as my accessory at work/personal social events during times when bringing a date is socially emphasized. He will help me complete my image as well as possess social abilities that will aid me in my struggles of climbing up the corporate ladder. He cannot be a deadweight that constantly clings to me at social

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[thekryptonian]

and by good-looking you mean like Channing Tatum?

[metalkasian1day]

OMG, how did you know?!??! His new movie "Step Up" is coming out soon! I think it should be our next movie!

[thekryptonian]

he's got another movie???

SHWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!