rawrrr.

[metafictionally]

So I slipped and fell in front of three people I didn't know while I was walking up the stairs just now. It was extremely pride-damaging, and now my knee and hip hurt. Bawww.

I've been mainlining Gossip Girl like a drug lately, hahaha. I borrowed season one from my friend Bria, and I finished 12 episodes in 2 days. Probably tonight and tomorrow I'll

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[burger]

Oh mannnn I did that in school last year in front of a bunch of kids who were younger than me, they pretty much had convulsions of joy. In my defence, the steps were soaking due to rain and IT WASN'T MY FAULT AND YOU'D THINK SOMEBODY COULD HAVE TRIED TO CATCH ME ;o;

Also can I go slap your roommate around a little bit, cause freeloading off you in college is NOT cool.

[metafictionally]

I was just super stoked because I didn't drop my breakfast burrito.

[burger]

/waaaaaants one

Man that must have taken skills, though! I think any embarrassment caused by people seeing you falling would be cancelled out by being able to hold onto the burrito :D

[metafictionally]

It was delish. My pride was only minimally damaged because hell yeah breakfast burrito lmfao.

[lewdness]

Why do you even let her eat your food? I dunno, back when I was living with my roomie it just...worked better to have us each buy our own food. D:

[fresh_or_sea]

lol. where the fuck are you shopping, whole foods?
i never spent a hundred bucks to stock a full size fridge in our house last year. not once. go to a winco type place.
also if you have a meal plan, USE IT USE IT USE IT. you already paid for it. stock your fridge with stuff from the dining halls you can buy with your prepaid points or whatever.

also, your roommate is fucking loaded, she can get off her rich ass and buy her own food.