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[messypeaches]

Today I got up and realized my hairbrush had been defeated by my hair. I had a ratnest knot in it that I couldn't get out.

So I got a haircut.

Whoo! It took her longer to brush the tangle out than to trim it but I refuse to feel silly.

She took five inches off and you can barely tell. It still hit's my bra. Oh! And I redyed it. RED.RED.

Then

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[nezumiko]

OMG so awesome! That conversation had me laughing so hard, too. I'm really glad you went to write it into a story while I ate my cheesy toast! <333

[drelfina]

I love you, and will have your babies. Only you has the original model!

... Root vegetable. Environmental reasons!

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Who designed the spotted hyenas? Hyuk.

[messypeaches]

An annoyed angel who really wanted genitals.

Who got into the wine.

[itcomesinphases]

So it wasn't Gawd who came up with the duck-billed platypus, after all...

[messypeaches]

Gawd DID make that, in a sort of fury at the artist for doing such a good job of the shark.

"It's, look! You just slapped things together!"

"I had a vision!"

"I could slap things together and make a critter than worked!" Gawd added, drinking more wyne and slapping pare bits together.

"... Why are you making that mammel lay eggs?"

"Fuck you! I'm the on in charge I'll make the fuzzything SPARY out eggs if I wanna,"

***
Next day, hung over Gawd woke up next to the playtapus.

"Hello maker."

"IOh. Shit."

"I love you!"

"Look, um, last night? I know I've been telling everything I make that I love it, but... You gotta go."

And that's why the antichrist is a jilted platapus lover of Gawds.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.