I Have Reached A New Low

[merytsetesh]

I've been single for over a year now. I'm okay with not being in a relationship, but I really, really miss sex. I have no friends I want to have "benefits" with and refuse to have sex with someone I don't love/care about. The result? I've been having dreams about going on a sex toy shopping spree. Like, three different dreams so far. And, like in

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[delaese]

One word, hon - zucchinis. >:-D

[merytsetesh]

Hahaha, considering I don't like Zucchinis it might be a little suspicious if I suddenly buy one. I think I'll just save up the cash for something that doesn't rot if it isn't refrigerated.

As it is, I am happy with my eco-friendly bamboo section.

[delaese]

Hugs!

[thatsleon]

LOL those aliens sound incredible.

also, sex toys are stupidly expensive :/

Where to buy...

[anonymous]

a.) Target's Homedics back massager, and a bed sheet to kind of dampen the power. Usually 25-30 bucks.
b.) Something off of amazon.com Make sure you wipe your history thereafter.
c.) Whatever you get, make sure it has variable speeds. Very useful.