Comments | merthin: Brigit's Flame July 2011 First entry: Bad Advice

merthin

Brigit's Flame July 2011 First entry: Bad Advice

Jul 10, 2011 03:34

(Warning: Sexual innuendo)
Words: 13

Bad Advice

To attract a man
Granny panties and a skort
Your slicked thighs await

poetry, brigits flame, writing

Comments 16

keppiehed July 11 2011, 02:28:02 UTC

This is the best haiku. Ever. *dies laughing*

merthin July 11 2011, 03:28:11 UTC

You are too kind and perhaps a bit prone to exaggeration. ;-) Never-the-less, I appreciate your kind words and the time and effort you expended to both read and comment on this piece. Have a lovely. :-)

alabasterowls July 12 2011, 03:51:07 UTC

This is hilarious!

merthin July 12 2011, 15:00:38 UTC

I am pleased you found it amusing. That was definitely the goal. - Thank you for taking the time to read and comment. :-) Enjoy your day, if possible.

leticiae July 13 2011, 01:55:14 UTC

LOL! That was great! To take the prompt and make it the story.

The image made me cringe and think of my own wardrobe. *sigh*

Well done!

merthin July 18 2011, 09:00:55 UTC

Thank you for the read and the comment. Although I have not seen you in (or out of) your skort, it is likely that if anyone could make it look good, it is you. ;-)

leticiae July 18 2011, 12:35:14 UTC

I was wondering what happened to this entry on BF. I see you decided upon something else. I'm in awe of anyone who can come up with more than one idea for a prompt. Kudos!

Also, you are implying I'd wear a skort which, to be honest, would be an improvement to my wardrobe. ... No such luck! I'm a stretchy pants middle aged woman all the way! (Gasp! That's the first time I've admitted I'm 'middle aged.') ;P

merthin July 19 2011, 02:25:29 UTC

Age is simply a matter of numbers and in this case, inflation is a good thing. Several hundred years ago, 'middle-aged' was 25 or lower. Now, 50 can be considered middle-aged. In another few hundred years, maybe 75 will be middle-aged. - In essence, age is simply a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ;-)

As to coming up with multiple ideas, I came up with 11 for 'Family Secrets'. The trick is picking the one I can finish in the alloted time and other people might find interesting enough to read. :-p

kithlyara July 14 2011, 01:22:15 UTC

*cackles* This is awesome!

merthin July 18 2011, 09:01:47 UTC

*grin* Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it. The read and the comment are greatly appreciated.

greenwillow27 July 14 2011, 03:57:10 UTC

I don't know whether to squick or giggle..
Hee-- very funny!

merthin July 18 2011, 09:03:20 UTC

Well, as long as you aren't injured by the attempt, try both at the same time. ;-)

Thank you so much for the read and the comment. It is appreciated. :-)