Aug 08, 2011 19:36
(Still in November ^_^)
SEOHYUN VERSION:
Seohyun walked dejectedly along the corridors of Seoul University. Ever since that sudden kiss between her and Jung-
Heck, she can’t even say his name inside her mind.
Yup. She’s that traumatized on what happened between them. After she fled the park, she went home and fell on her bed, crying her heart out. She can’t believe it. she had her first kiss taken by Jung-er-BASTARD!
“Why am I crying?” She questioned herself.
Ah, of course! She’s like any girl who wants her first kiss to be romantic. Totally the opposite of the one she got from Jung-er-BASTARD. With a lifeless sigh, she continued walking down the hallway while drinking her coffee.
Yes, Seo Joohyun now drinks coffee. She hasn’t slept since Friday. Every time she closes her eyes, she sees Jung-er-BASTARD face. She would automatically think of his face, his high-bridge nose, his smooth skin, his soft lips…..Omo, is she liking………
“ANDWAE‼‼!”
Every person in the corridor either gave her weird glances or glared at her. She happens to shout in a middle of a crowded place. She slowly her head and her coffee sheepishly when;
“Ahnyeonghaseyo!” Two small voices squeaked in front of her.
Seohyun got shocked that she spit her coffee on the two unknowing victims. She immediately wiped her mouth and looked in front of her but frowned.
‘Where are they?” She thought.
“We’re down here.” Said the girl holding a toy sword dryly.
Seohyun looked down and saw two girls with their faces drenched with coffee while blinking their eyes and were wearing a perplexed expression on their faces.
“Omo, I’m so sorry!” Seohyun apologized while bowing hastily.
‘It’s okay…..I think.” The girl holding a book replied faintly.
“Yah ahjumma! Are you really this clumsy? Woah, chincha!” Sword girl bursted out angrily.
“Melody!” Book girl hissed while pinching Melody on the waist.
“What Erika?” Meoldy grumbled. “She’s really clumsy! She’s worse than her violent ahjumma friend.”
“Erm, excuse me? But violent friend who?” Seohyun interrupted.
“Nothing!” Erika squeaked while pinching Melody on the waist again.
“That hurts!” Melody grumbled while hitting Erika on the arm with her toy sword.
“Yah, that hurts too!” Erika retorded while slamming her book on Melody’s head.
“Okay, stop it!” Seohyun ordered as she broke the two quarreling girls apart.
The two girls glared at each other but stopped their ongoing violence. Erika then turned to Seohyun and asked cutely;
“Imo, where’s the washroom. We’re dirty.”
“Oh yeah! Come with me. Let’s clean the two of you up.”
# ---- #
They arrived at the girl’s rest room and Erika immediately ran to the sink to wash her hands and face. She stood on tiptoes as the sink was a bit high for her. Melody rolled her eyes and turned to Seohyun.
“Carry me. I want to sit on the sink.” She commanded.
Seohyun could only gape at her. The girl is so rude. She crossed her arms on her chest and shook her head slowly.
“Can’t you say please? I won’t help you unless you say that word.”
“She’s really rude.” Erika interrupted from the sink.
“Shut up!” Melody shouted.
‘Whatever.” The other girl replied.
Seohyun shook her head but stood firm. She won’t carry this rude girl unless she says please.
“I won’t help you kid unless…..” Seohyun said.
Melody looked at them with this Are-you-freaking-serious expression on her face. Erika had stopped washing her hands and stood beside Seohyun and copied the taller girl, her small arms crossed on her chest while looking smug.
“Copycat.” Melody grumbled angrily. “Fine! I’ll do it but you’ll surely regret it. I’m warning you.”
She immediately drops her toy sword on the floor and put her two hands under chin. She puckered her lips while blinking and said in a baby voice;
“Unnie, please let me sit on the sink.”
There was a second pause before Seohyun and Erika reacted violently. Seohyun closed her eyes and rubbed an imaginary headache on her temples while Erika slammed her book on the sink and pretended to vomit.
“Hmph! I told you so.” Melody scoffed.
“Ok, fine. I’ll help you. Come here.” Seohyun said weakly.
With a happy smile, Melody let Seohyun life her up and let her sit on a space near the sink. The three were quiet for a while before Seohyun talked again.
“What are you two doing here?”
The two girls automatically glanced at each other, both silently nudging the other with their eyes. Eventually, Erika decided to speak up.
“Uhm…about what happened last Friday, Imo….”
Seohyun’s shoulders sagged when she remembered what happened. Melody and Erika bit their lips guiltily. Seohyun looks really sad.
“We’re really sorry.” Melody apologized.
“Ahniya, kwenchana. It’s not your fault but it’s that Jung-er-BASTARD fault.”
“But…we were the ones who pushed that ahjussi towards you.” Melody argued.
“Chincha?” Seohyun asked, looking surprised.
“Yes.” The two girls answered guiltily.
“Omo, I slapped him!” Seohyun exclaimed but her shoulders sagged sadly again.
“But he still…he didn’t apologize.”
“Come to think of it,” Melody glanced sneakily at Erika. “He’s your boyfriend so it’s okay to K-I-S-S each other…..”
“Jung Yonghwa is not my boyfriend!” She snapped at the two girls. She was about to clarify the situation when she heard a voice behind her.
“OMO, you kissed Jung Yonghwa?!”
Seohyun’s almost bulged out from their sockets while the two girls looked curiously at the intruder. With dread, Seohyun craned her neck to the source of the voice.
Tiffany Hwang standing by the door of one of the cubicles, her mouth hanging wide open and was wearing pink form head to toe. The overflowing of pinkness was a blinding sight to their eyes.
Seohyun wants to die at that moment. She can clearly hear the yells of angry fangirls and the wrath of Jung-er-BASTARD current girlfriend, Park Shinhye, from a distance.
“Who are you?” Erika asked Tiffany cautiously.
Tiffany quickly closed her mouth and smiled sweetly, her eye smiles appearing in all its glory. She rummaged in her bag and got two pink lollipops and gave it to the little girls. Melody looks revolted by the pink color while Erika quickly tore the plastic and eagerly licks on her lollipop.
“Hi! My name’s Tiffany, Acting Major, 4th year. Nice to meet you!”
Seohyun cried inwardly. She is forced to remember that once upon a time she also faced the wrath of Tiffany Hwang, the then girlfriend of Jung Yonghwa.
“Ti-tifanny-sshi, I mean su-sunbae….about what you’ve heard. It’s not true. These kids-“
“It’s the truth!” Erika argued.
“Yeah, we even pushed her and that handsome ahjussi to kiss.” Melody seconded.
Three people quickly looked at her with the same dumbfounded expression on their faces.
“What?! He is handsome.” Melod reasoned, her face burning red.
“Oh, and I thought you’re lesbian Melody.” Erika patted her thigh.
“SHUT UP!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA. OMO, so Yong is popular with kids too? Oh well, I’m not surprised. He is simply GORGEOUS.” Tiffany said while laughing.
Seohyun whimpered silently. She’s seriously wishing that the earth would crack open. If ever that happens, she’s willing to drop her self to the ground and be buried under the damp soil. Rest in peace for her then.
“And you, Seo Joohyun, did you really kiss Yonghwa?” Tiffany asked her again.
“I…..I…..I…” Seohyun stammered.
“OH MY GOSH‼! You really did! OMG, this is like so cute and actually, way overdue for you guys! So who kissed first? You? Yong? Palli, give me the details! Goodness, a very excited Yongseo shipper here girl! “ Tiffany gushed excitedly.
“I’m…Yongseo what?!”
“Yongseo shipper.” Tiffany chirped. “Look, I have my Yongseo is Real badge here.
Tiffany proudly showed them her badge. Seohyun is speechless and extremely shock. She thought Tiffany would skin her alive. She did not expect Tiffany would go all…FANGIRL MODE.
“But sunbae…You’re his ex-girlfriend-“
“Correct. EX-girlfriend. So that means we’re over Seohyun-sshi.”
“But…”
“I know I was mean to you before, I’m really sorry about that but geez, if given a boyfriend whom is always being teased by someone who is not his girlfriend, who wouldn’t be jealous?”
“I’m really sor-“
‘Ahni, it’s all in the past and we’re not together anymore. But…I’m surprised though.”
“About what sunbae?”
“How come you’re still not together? Tiffany inquired, frowning a little. “I mean, I really thought the two of you will go out after Yong and I broke up.”
“That’s because they still haven’t realized that they love each other.” Erika suddenly piped in.
“Hell yeah‼‼” Melody agreed while raising her toy sword.
Tiffany smiled at the two kids.
Aw..you kids are so cute! Are you Yongseo shippers too?”
“Uh huh! De, we are.” Erika nodded.
“What?! No, stop this nonsense right now.” Seohyun stated.
“Girl,” Tiffany tapped Seohyun’s shoulder. “Don’t deny the feeling.”
“I’m not-“
“This is what I also said to Yong before we broke up but he keeps on insisting that he doesn’t like you. Pfft! As if!”
“That’s because you were jealous at that time sunbae! You’re judgement was clouded.” Seohyun rebutted.
“Hmm….coul be.” Tiffany thought. “But who cares? We’re over. So now it’s you, darling, and that cold jerk, Jung Yonghwa’s time to be together.
“OVER MY DEAD BODY.”
Park Shinhye’s angry voice suddenly resonated inside the restroom.
Seohyun’s worst nightmare is about to come true; her facing the wrath of Park Shinhye.
“Ahnyeonghaseyo, su-sunbae…” She stuttered.
“Don’t sunbae me, you boyfriend stealing bitch.” Shinhye answered her haughtily.
“She didn’t just say that BEACH word!” Melody shouted.
“Oh yes, she did.” Erika answered her grimly. “She just called Seohyun Imo a female dog.”
Seohyun was never called something as insulting as a B-I-T-C-H in her entire life. She was about to retort when
“How dare you call My Hyunnie the Big B, you Pig-Rabbit face?!” Tiffany screamed
“My Hyunnie?” Seohyun thought.
Is she on a reality show or something? Will someone suddenly come out of the cubicles and say “HIDDEN CAMERA‼!” Because seriously, Tiffany Hwang, the ex-girlfriend of Jung-er-BASTARD, is defending her .
“Oh, shut up you Clumsy Mushroom!”
“Well, atleast I’m a pretty mushroom unlike you who is either you’re showing your Big B face or the normal one, you still look like a Pig-Rabbit!” Tiffany spat.
Shinhye and Tiffany looked like angry bulls waiting to attack their matador. Shinhye smirked and broke their eye showdown. She roughly pushed Erika to the side as she went near to the sink.
“Ouch!” Erika cried as she fell on the tile floor.
Seohyun went immediately to check Erika if she has any wounds. She helped her to stand up and saw on Erika’s arm a tiny scratch. She looked back at Shinhye with hatred.
“You did not have to include the child. You’re only angry with me.”
“Glad you know.” Shinhye said as she washed her hands. “I really hate it when you act flustered and embarrassed being teased to my boyfriend. Acting as if you don’t like it you lying bitch.”
“I’m not a bitch!” Seohyun shouted and angrily pushed Shinhye to the chest causing the other girl to lose her balance.
“You. Did. Not. Just. Push. Me?! “Shinhye screamed and looking very livid.
“Uh huh. Yes, she did.” Tifanny confirmed. “Got a problem with that?
Shinhye swiftly darted forward and grabbed Seohyun’s long brown hair violently, making Seohyun scream in pain.
“BITCH!” Shinhye shriek.
‘’Yah, don’t touch My Hyunnie‼ Tiffany shrieked and joined in the mayhem by biting Shinhye’s arm.
“I’m so joining this!” Melody declared and from the sink, she jumped on Shinhye’s back and clinging desperately on Shinhye’s neck while hitting the mad girl with her toy sword.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH‼‼! GET OFF ME‼!”
“Not in a million years‼‼”
Screams, slaps, small punches, screams again and curses were flying everywhere. It was a total chaos. Erika immediately went outside the rest room and started shouting at her walkie talkie.
“MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Goguma princess is in trouble! She’s being attacked by Pig-Rabbit!”
“Pig-Rabbit who?” Hyoyeon’s voice flowed out from the device.
“Chicha! Ahjumma, she’s being attacked by Public Enemy #1!”
“WHAT?!”
“We need back-up! I repeat, we need back-up! We need Goguma prince now!”
“Ahrasso! I will contact Irad and Fais now to get Yonghwa!”
“HURRY!” The girl shouted desperately.
Erika took a deep breath and looked at the door with dread. She face palmed her self before looking at the door again. She raised her right fist and screamed;
“CHARGE‼‼”
# --- #
Fifteen minutes later, a panicking Irad and Fais arrived at the scene of the crime with an annoyed Yonghwa and curious Jungshin in tow. All four boys were shocked to see the chaos happening in front of them.
Shinhye is being buried under Melod while Tiffany is at Shinhye’s feet, biting them. Seohyun is also sprawled on the ground as her hair is being pulled by Shinhye while Erika was whacking anyone with her book as she keeps on talking on her walkie talkie.
The boys were about to help when a loud booming voice disrupted the already chaotic Monday afternoon.
“WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!”
Everyone present stopped whatever their doing and looked behind them.
An angry Principal Jake Kim with a panting Hyoyeon stood before them.
One thing is sure in this situation.
They are in TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: WILL UPDATE AGAIN LATER :D
comedy,
yongseo,
romance