ON3- First Level

[smellyoudie]

[There's a skinny, short girl wandering around the city with a cane, not quite tapping it around her but definitely holding it in a way that suggests she's using it to search everything out without any particular sense of potential danger. She explores each and every building thoroughly, feeling in the corners with the tip of her cane, climbing the

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[force_and_style]

You know, there's a real dragon around here somewhere.

[So says the voice from about fifteen feet up. Without groundbound clerics to hold him back, Xykon's barely walked a step in this city since he got here.]

[smellyoudie]

[Jeez, who can blame him? Why walk when you can fly? Or float?]

Is there? [She's very interested in this! ...among other things.]

[force_and_style]

Not evil, though, which frankly is a crock. It's like you can't stick "always evil" on a race any more without a couple dozen chaotic good members of its kind bursting out of the woodwork.

On that note, what are you supposed to be, anyway?

[smellyoudie]

Why should dragons be evil? [Her mouth twists into something that deeply resembles nothing so much as an actual question mark. Trolls sure are weird!]

I'm a troll. [Sniffs the air curiously, her nose wrinkles.] You smell like...powder. Icky white soap powder, not the good vanilla smelling powder.

[force_and_style]

Black dragons are evil. It's right in their entry, "Always Chaotic Evil." Or maybe they were neutral. I don't remember.

A troll? Seriously? Because you don't really look like you're a slavering regenerating monster. Oh no, don't tell me you're some sort of "better" troll, like the troll version of an ogre mage.

[smellyoudie]

Is it? [Man, this is all kinds of confusing. She's never heard this before, and she can't tell if he's BSing her or not.] What does that make the white ones?

[And yeah, she's got nothing for this, either.] I don't understand what that means because it makes no sense at all but I think I'm a little offended.

[force_and_style]

White ones are also evil. Normal colors are evil. Metallic colors are good. Gem colors aren't core any more, so they don't count, and believe me that was a long time coming. How do you have a core monsters that relies on a non-core supplement?

Meanwhile, let's start at the basics. Do you have regeneration?

[smellyoudie]

The things you say sure are weird! Are you talking about some game with dragons? It sounds like FLARP.

[Ignoring his question.]

[force_and_style]

And FLARP sounds like a noise my body can't make any more.

[smellyoudie]

Poor Mr. Bones, no longer can he make obscene sounds.